Vouching for Freddy

[Nagle]

I was at a party earlier this evening and I asked a girl with big boobs with writing on them (WTF???) what her coat was made of. I knew it was some sort of fur and I was emboldened by alcohol to be a dick and ask her.

Anyway, she responded, "It's real rabbit." I started stroking her coat in a molesterish manner and hissed at her in a sexually-charged way, "I love your coat. Can I please vomit on it?" She chirped back, "I don't support the killing of innocent bunnies." I replied, "I'm glad you feel that way ma'am. I'm not going to vomit on you, I'm going to vomit on your coat now please step aside."

Freddy, this one's for you.

 

[xfer]

Maybe it was freegan fur.

 

[Nagle]

Yeah but I'm still in the clear by saying that I wasn't going to vomit on her rather that I was going to vomit on her coat instead.

 

[Nagle]

i.e. She may or may not be at fault (freegan?) but the coat definitely is.

 

[xfer]

No, no, not "maybe she found the coat", but: what if the coat was made from ROADKILLED RABBITS?

judger.

 

[Nagle]

Then like, why the fuck weren't there tire tracks all over it? It was at a UArts party so those tire marks would have made her look even more cool, avant garde, and post-modern!

 

[xfer]

maybe they all had bunny heart attacks. at once.

 

[Nagle]

Are you grasping for one of these????

(I don't mean a potato)

 

[Stultus]

You all fail to see that she doesn't support the killing of innocent bunnies. All bunny rapists and murderers are fair game.

 

[minxnim]

freddy is currently eating hay in his litterbox. he thanks you, and he has a message to all fur wearers:

"YOU BE ILLIN"

 

[Nagle]

My only regret is that I didn't have enough alcohol in me to follow through and vomit on that thing.

 

[BigFakeSmile]

you all better be vegans. people only want to save the cute animals. what about the tuna?

 

[Nagle]

I'm XVEGANX minus the X's.

 

[xfer]

Oh, no--I love the meat.

 

[BigFakeSmile]

gayest.post.ever

 

[xfer]

I am 46% gay.

http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html

 

[BigFakeSmile]

i took that before and thats how gay i was i think!

 

[minxnim]

i'm a vegan.

i do heroin though.

 

[The Dope]

I am 26% gay. It told me to "loosen up, straight mate!" umm, NO.

 

[minxnim]

i'm 60% gay. it said i am a very healthy hetero female. so there. nyah.