Oh, you Canucks know how to annex territories and take over islands! If only this method could work in the middle east... from BBC (bloody bolshevik cocks) News:
In 1984, a Danish minister, Tom Hoeyem, caused a stir when he visited Hans island (west of Greenland) and raised the Danish flag.
Mr Hoeyem also buried a bottle of brandy at the base of the flagpole and left a note saying welcome to Denmark.
The UPI news agency reported that Canadian troops landed on the island a week before (Canadian defense minister) Mr Graham's visit, planted a Canadian flag and built an Inuit stone marker.
Reports say Canadian troops leave whiskey at the flagpole on their incursions.
Booze wars! Who'll win, Brandy or Whiskey? A fifth of Chivas or Tennessee Corn Mash?!!
Actually, this method won't work in the middle east. Fuckin Jawas don't consume alcohol. I guess it only works in the far north, because the eskimos are all drunk anyway.
Jurched
In 1984, a Danish minister, Tom Hoeyem, caused a stir when he visited Hans island (west of Greenland) and raised the Danish flag.
Mr Hoeyem also buried a bottle of brandy at the base of the flagpole and left a note saying welcome to Denmark.
The UPI news agency reported that Canadian troops landed on the island a week before (Canadian defense minister) Mr Graham's visit, planted a Canadian flag and built an Inuit stone marker.
Reports say Canadian troops leave whiskey at the flagpole on their incursions.
Booze wars! Who'll win, Brandy or Whiskey? A fifth of Chivas or Tennessee Corn Mash?!!
Actually, this method won't work in the middle east. Fuckin Jawas don't consume alcohol. I guess it only works in the far north, because the eskimos are all drunk anyway.
Jurched
