I like that list. Jesus is my teammate!-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
prayer, church or sports.
Every teenager is a goth.-Complains of boredom.
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA COUNT CHOCULA FOR SATAAAAAAAAAAAN-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
But what if the games have BOTH?! What then, Church Lady? What do we doooo?-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
Goths don't headbang, fag.-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
Every teenager is a goth, part 2.Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates.
No no no, it's other way around, if your child is a goth THEN they're gay.-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
The ebil Kvlt ov Artistole! And of course, that satanic idol Buddha.-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
I personally support anyone walking around with an "I'm a goth" pin getting whacked into senselessness by nuns with rulers.-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases:
"I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
...nevermind whole post, I have just decided this is a joke. Nobody can be this stupid.-Claims to be a goth.
'fraid so.Pyrus said:...nevermind whole post, I have just decided this is a joke. Nobody can be this stupid.
Can they?
metalskater7 said:"-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts."
What if its a Christian rock band?
"-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols."
Hmm what about a silver cross?
"-Drinks alcohol."
Jesus drank alcohol, was he a goth?
"-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer."
Nerds and MMoRPG players are all goths!
The person who wrote this just needs to get laid imo.
hahahaPlease seek immediate attention through counselling,
prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if
five or more of the following are applicable to your child.
this one also made me laughMakes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
what about lego island?Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
since when is Philosophy, Paganism, Hinduism, and Buddhism "dangerous cult religions"Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
requests time alone and quietness to talk to evil spirits... are all teenagers now goths?-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
AnvilSnake said:i betcha the one who wrote this is a roman catholic.
i disagree. i grew up a roman catholic, and i went to a roman catholic school. this is exactly something they would come up with. i remember having a lecture very similar to this about being a satanist.the_drip said:That is a really ignorant thing to say.
read up on your fundamentalist christians please. Roman Catholics don't really give a shit. They did 400 years ago but its not their problem any more.
This looks like the work of a southern baptist/ evangelist.
AnvilSnake said:i disagree. i grew up a roman catholic, and i went to a roman catholic school. this is exactly something they would come up with. i remember having a lecture very similar to this about being a satanist.
They consider anything that contradicts their beliefs as dangerous.AnvilSnake said:since when is Philosophy, Paganism, Hinduism, and Buddhism "dangerous cult religions"