We need to resurrect the titty threads...

[drew_drummer]

Coz fuck feminism. That's why.

 

[DeclanWhite]

why did that huge one have to get deleted

 

[crillemannen]

why did that huge one have to get deleted

UM was afraid they would lose their sponsors

 

[MetalMiller]

Yeah, that was fun!

 

[FIXXXER]

best thread ever this was...

 

[drew_drummer]

best thread ever this was...

Who won in the end? Green or Blue? I think I remember wanting to slice off Blue's nipples.

 

[mva801]

I thought UM admin deleted it because the ad sponsors had complained. If you try to resurrect titty threads, you may get the ban hammer I think. Come on guys. Just get Tumblr or google search for titties like the rest of us.

We all miss them but alas, porn can be found all over.

 

[ArthurD]

 

[drew_drummer]

I thought UM admin deleted it because the ad sponsors had complained. If you try to resurrect titty threads, you may get the ban hammer I think. Come on guys. Just get Tumblr or google search for titties like the rest of us.

We all miss them but alas, porn can be found all over.

Fuck the sponsors. They're quite happy having gory fucking Death Metal banners and pussy-ass metal bands preaching their shitty ways of life through their crappy ball-less soul-less music. Faggots.

I'll throw a few bob in the kitty for freedom of speech.

 

[Loren Littlejohn]

The head honcho of the entire site killed it. At least he explained why, that's more than most mods will do.

 

[bryan_kilco]

Yeah, we all love some titties, but it's pretty easy to find that stuff on the internet.

Or....*gasp*.....the real world!

Speaking of....

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>.>

Damnit she's asleep.....

 

[Skinny Viking]

Yeah, we all love some titties, but it's pretty easy to find that stuff on the internet.

Or....*gasp*.....the real world!

Speaking of....

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>.>

Damnit she's asleep.....

thats called an ambush and its a valid military tactic

 

[bryan_kilco]

thats called an ambush and its a valid military tactic

I kind of figured you'd agree with that one.

Alas, I can never get too far with this method.....

Although apparently one of my friends banged his woman, in the ass, while she was sleeping. *super fucking high five to that bro*

 

[hurdy]

thats called an ambush and its a valid military tactic

LOLz skinny viking at it again

 

[bryan_kilco]

LOLz skinny viking at it again

Don't personally know the guy, but he sort of reminds me of my buddy Critter in a way.

With a name like "Critter".....just imagine.....

 

[JayB]

Although apparently one of my friends banged his woman, in the ass, while she was sleeping. *super fucking high five to that bro*

she was either dead, loosing grossest asshole in the world, or your buddy just made this up. Haha.

 

[bryan_kilco]

she was either dead, loosing grossest asshole in the world, or your buddy just made this up. Haha.

I dunno man. His woman told my woman who told me.

 

[JayB]

I dunno man. His woman told my woman who told me.

Reminds me of that scene in Tommy Boy lol

i knew a guy who knew a guy and him and her GOT IT ON!

no no they didn't

 

[monoxide_child]

wait a min
can we have a titties thread if there's no nipples??
if not you guys could just post tittie-pics in these other Ultimate Metal threads

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/bloodbath/839539-non-nude-iii-reckoning.html

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/general-discussion/840216-babe-thread.html

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/chat/696655-does-anyone-think-sexy.html

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/cob-off-topic/787503-these-girls-sexy.html

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/anthrax/776836-these-girls-sexy.html

please post in these threads

 

[Skinny Viking]

Although apparently one of my friends banged his woman, in the ass, while she was sleeping.

thats a straight up Veteran right there