Weekly World News

[FalseTodd]

So the new Weekly World News has this headline this week that says: "Saddam feeds Christians to Lions".

I'm in the super market in this richy-rich suburb. There's this old guy in front of me. He says:

"Do you think he did that?"

Me (smiling broadly, trying to show I appreciate the jest): "No, no I don't think he did."

Old Guy (now turning to look at me, without a hint of a smile): "They've got a picture."

Me (smile rapidly receding into my face): "Well, yes, yes they do."

The end.

 

[FalseTodd]

Here's another good story I heard from a cashier at a record store. Friend of hers is at Carl's Junior. Is behind a rather overweight woman, who is ordering a tremendous amount of food.

Cashier: "For here or to go?"
Woman: "Does it look like I could eat all this food by myself?!?!"
Cashier (without looking up from the register): "Shut up bitch, I don't know your life."

 

[minxnim]

the second story is amazing on so many levels, especially the wording of the last phrase.

this thread = A++

 

[azal]

I'm sitting with a friend eating pizza.

there are too kids sitting in the back.

some fat lady walks in, gets to the counter, and before she can say anything, the one kid in the back yells..in the fat guy voice
"one pie to go, one while I wait!"

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

Sam you are the best. A gem.

 

[xfer]

i wonder what tariq aziz thinks of that lion-feeding.

 

[FuSoYa]

Before I saw this thread, we bought this issue of the WWN earlier this evening, and then I saw the thread and I was like, whoa what a coincidence.

Anyway, that's all.


Oh wait, actually the Dear Donna this week is pretty good.


OK.