I've got one. I remeber hassling the record store guy for a year about selling it to me and he wouldn't no matter how much stupid money I offered (I was 14, what did I know?).
Then one Saturday, his mom was covering for him because the fat bastard was sick (think Sarcastic Comic Store guy but in black) and she had no clue....
I asked her if it was for sale and she just said.... "uhhhhh, don't know , I think it's just promo stuff we use to decorate the store..... you can have it I guess!"
Crabmeat - 1, Sarcastic Record Store Guy - 0
Never went back to there after that.
And that concludes my pointless story