Well, the no-smoking thing was doing okay...

[Lee_B]

...until last weekend. My sister and her b/f came over and we all got wasted. I ended up smoking virtually a whole pack and since then I've been climbing the fucking walls. I bought a Cuban cigar today, and I'm looking at it right now. It really looks quite appealing. "Smoke me" it's saying, in a soft and yearning voice...

Smoking (literally) sucks..

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

C'mon, you can do it!

Just don't smoke.

It's been over 3 weeks for me, and that includes getting wasted several times in there.

 

[KILL TULLY]

I just had a ciggarette, IT WAS SO GOOD!

 

[Captain Beard]

Least Earache isn't making you an alcoholic?

 

[Lee_B]

Least Earache isn't making you an alcoholic?

Did I not mention I was drunk, or was that sarcasm?

Luckily I have a decent day job. Left to earache I'd be on bread and water...

 

[Russell]

Don't give in just... umm.. eat something unhealthy instead That could work

 

[Erik]

 

[unhinged]

at the dentist yesterday

"I see you smoke roll ups Mr McCarroll"

 

[Lee_B]

very specific. Obviously you were in good hands.

 

[Demilich]

at the dentist yesterday

"I see you smoke roll ups Mr McCarroll"

 

[unhinged]

well she was trying to sell me a £45 clean-up
think of the fegs I could buy with that!!

I'll just take the usual barbaric scraping when I have a filling next week

 

[lurch70]

well she was trying to sell me a £45 clean-up
think of the fegs I could buy with that!!

I'll just take the usual barbaric scraping when I have a filling next week

female dentists rule ... was she leaning over you with her boobs half hanging out?

 

[Demilich]

why have i never had one of these mystical "female dentists"?


haha funny story:

One time, my dad went to the dentist for his first visit EVAR! So he's sitting in the waiting room... they don't call his name for a while, but eventually "Frank Giovannetti please." He stands up, and so does some other guy. They both go up to the receptionist, say "wtf?" and it turns out my dad was in the wrong office entirely!

 

[unhinged]

female dentists rule ... was she leaning over you with her boobs half hanging out?

haha, believe me even if she did .... you wouldn't

I had a better looking one at the same practice but she was a fucking butcher
got a filling on the friday, weekend of agony, had to get the tooth out because she'd wrecked it on monday, fucking bitch

i bet if that was in the states there'd be a room full of lawers in an hour