Well y'all want some thing to read?

[~Lynn~]

And some great stick figure drawings?...... here ya go.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191

 

[Lord Foul]

How hard is it to eliminate without causing a tremendous mess? Some people aren't cut out for life.

 

[Dead Winter]

The funniest part of it all was that there are actually people who use the word "brah".

 

[Battle.Angel]

Some people are literally too stupid to shit.

 

[slashvanyoung]

I don't believe a word.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Pretty sure I've read that story before, or one very similar.

 

[The Emptier]

this stories been flying around since this noobcake posted it recently...it IS fucking funny as shit....

but...

it's fake.
this guy's a jokester. his youtube is filled with videos of himself trying to pick up girls in stores and shit, fucking weirdo

 

[neal]

thats what you get for being afraid to shit in a public bathroom

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

recently

Nah, pretty sure I read it some time ago. Someone's just dug it back up.

 

[El Stormo]

Yeah, pretty sure it's fake too. I mean, honestly, nobody who has half a brain believes that shit. In fact, as I read, I was even expecting it to end like this:

about a minute later I hear this loud scream coming from her dorm room (I assumed she went back to the washroom to see it covered in poo water). At that point I sprinted away as fast as possible and whistled for a cab and when it came near the licence plate said FRESH and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say this cab was rare, but I thought nah, forget it, yo homes, to Bel-Air! I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "you homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air!

So yeah. Fake. But hilarious and a great potential for epic copypasta, mind!

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

i laughed

 

[Anvil]

Wow. Fake or not, that's still a pretty crazy story. The MS Paint images only add to the hilarity.

 

[lad]

I don't believe a word.

Nor do I. Entertaining, mind.

The funniest part of it all was that there are actually people who use the word "brah".

I thought the funniest part was just oh and I have a boner now all-of-a-sudden.