We're All Going To Die Even Sooner

[lord667]

http://www.people.co.uk/homepage/news/page.cfm?objectid=13405208&method=thepeople_full&siteid=79490

While announcing that there was now zero chance of the 2014 asteroid hitting Earth, Lord Salisbury announced another, even more dangerous asteroid (2003/Q0104) which could hit Earth on 10pm, May 19, 2031.

I can foresee a budget struggle between the Supervolcano Soothing Authority and the Federal Bureau of Not Getting Hit By Bloody Great Asteroids...

 

[duckattack]

What if the asteroid hits the supervolcano?

 

[Labandunga]

lol ım so scared.....

 

[lord667]

What if the asteroid hits the supervolcano?

Then the two departments will get into a pissing contest over whose job it is to save the world.

 

[The Lord]

Whoah....thats...uh....awkard?

 

[Voice of God]

I'd be 50 then. Great, I've always wanted to go in a big cataclysm.

 

[Sonnenritter]

I'd be 50 then. Great, I've always wanted to go in a big cataclysm.

*thumbs up*

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

hah...i hope it will be soon than 2031, i am too lazy to wait till then...

 

[Profanity]

patience is a virtue.

 

[_The_Faceless_Sinner_]

may 19th is my birthday, i cant die on my fucking birthday

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

sorry for u
well...but it will be kinda gift from god for u

 

[Black Dragon]

Damn, at least let me retire so I can collect some benfits first.

 

[duckattack]

may 19th is my birthday, i cant die on my fucking birthday

I always thought it would be kinda cool to die on my b-day, y'know, symmetry and all that...

 

[Sonnenritter]

I hope Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck can save the day again! Oh wait...

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

haha...nah...let us burn

 

[lord667]

may 19th is my birthday, i cant die on my fucking birthday

Oh don't worry, it's not till 10pm. You'll just have to get your drinking in early.

 

[Vile Mistress]

What if I just hide under a rock & pretend it's not gonna happen...can I plead wishful thinking?

 

[duckattack]

What if I just hide under a rock & pretend it's not gonna happen...can I plead wishful thinking?

You're gonna hide from a giant rock... under a rock?!

 

[[0hr]Sunlapse]

Hey, back in the 60s they told kids to hide from a thermonuclear blast by GETTING UNDER YOUR FUCKING SCHOOL DESK. Hey, that might work!

 

[duckattack]

Hey, back in the 60s they told kids to hide from a thermonuclear blast by GETTING UNDER YOUR FUCKING SCHOOL DESK. Hey, that might work!

Who am I to argue with the government?