We're Coming Up on Red Ribbon Week...

[lizard]

which means management thinks they can deter drug use by giving us trinkets like pencil sharpeners, plastic footballs, and other trinkets.

so....

I've just mailed Adrian one of these:

dude, I think you should post a pic wearing this, preferrably at a Three Sheets show

 

[NAD]

oh fuck yes dude, you know it's gonna happen.

DO DRUGS NOT WAR or something.

 

[lizard]

notice how the shirt is perfectly politically correct, with a white bint, a hispanic looking cabron, and the black kid, in the back of the bus (figuratively)

 

[NAD]

"hispanic looking cabron" hahahahaha awesome.

 

[Crimson Death]

lollll

Can I have one, please?

 

[lizard]

I don't think I can "appropriate" another one but if I do I'll doubtless proclaim it here

 

[Crimson Death]

dibs!

 

[lizard]

this red ribbon week I intend to do lots of drunk driving and maybe if I can score some heroin, nod off in a public park.

j/k

 

[Reign in Acai]

I'm going to double up on my dxm intake.

I may even try to go for a wacked out high. A robitussin, nyquil, mylanta cocktail! Oh fuck yeaaaaaaaaaaa!

 

[E-bortion]

I'm going to double up on my dxm intake.

I may even try to go for a wacked out high. A robitussin, nyquil, mylanta cocktail! Oh fuck yeaaaaaaaaaaa!

 

[Demonspell]

I've always wanted to paint straightedge symbols on my wrists at a place populated by hardcore neanderjocks and then casually walk up to the bar and proceed to get smashed...such an action could get me killed in these parts.

 

[Captain Beard]

I should take one Vicodin every day of Red Ribbon Week.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Where abouts are you from Demonspell? I hear NYC is the mothership of all that is straightedge.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

hey, just because i don't say no to drugs doesn't mean i don't make choices for tomorrow. for example, i might say to myself, "self, you're smoking too much weed. if you don't cut back, you won't have enough left to smoke tomorrow."

 

[dorian gray]

bah! i loathe this kind of thinking. how about "say no to obesity" or "say no to suburban sprawl". i hardly think avoiding marijuana is going to help joe america who commutes 45 minutes in his pick-up truck so he can sit at a desk all day, drinking high-test coffee, and staring at a blinding computer screen.

i guess i couldve posted: anti-drug slogans dont work.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

how about "stop breeding"

 

[Demonspell]

bah! i loathe this kind of thinking. how about "say no to obesity" or "say no to suburban sprawl". i hardly think avoiding marijuana is going to help joe america who commutes 45 minutes in his pick-up truck so he can sit at a desk all day, drinking high-test coffee, and staring at a blinding computer screen.

i guess i couldve posted: anti-drug slogans dont work.

And anti-drug legislation is of course an even bigger failure by design, the propaganda is only there so politicians can pretend that they're teaching something meaningful...

 

[lizard]

it's just so funny...back when I was an everyday pot smoker, no amount of pencil sharpeners, t-shirts, or plastic footballs could have gotten me to sit back and say, "hmmmmmmm.....you know, I've been SOOOO wrong!"

conversely, a kid who is going to begin smoking pot isn't going to be persuaded with trinkets to not. It's been a long time since the Injuns sold Manhattan for 24$ worth of beads

 

[Reign in Acai]

Also, all those anti smoking commercials make me want to pick up the habit.

You know the one's where the the college kids leave 5,000 bodybags outside of a manhattan office building. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck does that shit piss me off.