whacked-out oldies songs

[VangelicSurgeon]

YOUNG GIRL
Gary Puckett & The Union Gap

Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl,
You're much too young, girl
With all the charms of a woman
You've kept the secret of your youth
You led me to believe
You're old enough
To give me Love
And now it hurts to know the truth, Oh,
Beneath your perfume and make-up
You're just a baby in disguise
And though you know
That it is wrong to be
Alone with me
That come on look is in your eyes, Oh,
So hurry home to your mama
I'm sure she wonders where you are
Get out of here
Before I have the time
To change my mind
'Cause I'm afraid we'll go too far, Oh,
Young girl

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

"The Wanderer"
(Ernie Maresca)
When I'm the type of guy who will never settle down
Where pretty girls are will you know that I'm around
I kiss'em and I love'em 'cause to me they're all the same
I hug'em and I squeeze'em they don't even know my name
They call me the wanderer - yeah -the wanderer
I roam around around around around

Oh, well there's Flo on my left arm and there's Marry on my right
And Jenny's the girl with that I'll be with tonight
And when she asks me which one I love the best
I'll tear open my shirt and show her Rosie on my chest
'Cause I'm the wanderer - yeah -the wanderer
I roam around around around around

Oh, well I roam from town to town
I go through life without a care
And I'm as happy as a clown
And with my two fists of iron but I'm going no way on

 

[chupe666]

SLUTS. All of 'em.

 

[xfer]

I don't understand how these lyrics came up on a google search for TRANSFORMERS TOYS TRAPJAW "MUMMIFIED DINOSAUR".

 

[chupe666]

BWHAHAAAAAAA

 

[Stultus]

Originally posted by xfer
I don't understand how these lyrics came up on a google search for TRANSFORMERS TOYS TRAPJAW "MUMMIFIED DINOSAUR".

I pity you if you fail to see the connection.

 

[chupe666]

PLEASE PLEASE ME - The Beatles

last night i said these words to my girl
i know you never even try girl
come on, come on, come on, come on
please please me oh yeah like i please you

you don't need me to show the way love
why do i always have to say love
come on, come on, come on, come on
please please me oh yeah like i please you

i don't want to sound complaining
but you know there's always rain in my heart
i do all the plasing with you
it's so hard to reason with you
oh yeah, why do you make me blue?

last night i said these words to my girl
i know you never even try girl
come on, come on, come on, come on
please please me oh yeah like i please you



Note the "blue" reference- no doubt referring to testicles

 

[FuSoYa]

Relax, don't do it, when you want to come.



GROSS!

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

alternate titles for these songs:

"I want to fuck a 16 year old virgin"
"I fuck a LOT of 16 year old virigns"
"I want this here 16 year old virgin to SUCK MY DICK"

 

[deadair]

Originally posted by xfer
I don't understand how these lyrics came up on a google search for TRANSFORMERS TOYS TRAPJAW "MUMMIFIED DINOSAUR".

we should have an award for best post of the week... we could pass around an avatar or something...


this one would win for the first week

 

[xfer]

 

[deadair]

to big... try again

 

[xfer]

 

[FuSoYa]

brilliant.