well, the TRUE ANSWER was "all of the above". i have a bottle of w33d i accidentally left in the front pocket of my bag; I was reading the latest BiZaRRe and it's still sitting in there waiting to be mistaken for porn; in my J MASCIS AND THE FOG cd case I accidentally put my Neverwinter Nights Play Disc; and I have had my gf's panties stuffed in the bottom of the bag for a week, after she accidentally left them at my house and I tried to return them to her, but forgetting I had them until after I'd left NYC.
Had I been struck by a car on the way home, I hope Toby would be the one to go through my personal effects rather than the folks.