What does google think of you?

I don't know why but I find this highly entertaining and amusing.

Xavier is, among many other things:

-dead
-a male brown mackerel tabby
-vibrant
-essentially done looking at seniors
-a catholic institution in the jesuit tradition
-scheiße
-a very active and happy baby
-one of the very elite master instructors in the west certified to instruct the carefully guarded ancient chinese temple style
-under continual restoration
-an unarmed master
-an example of churrigueresque
-currently no
-a roman catholic community in the heart of southern illinois
-the god of knowledge and discovery
 
wheeee!

Toby is:

-gone
-so cute
-da man
-our fave
-sooo sarcastic & anyone who is that sarcastic is ok in my book
-hot and #1 in billboard
-my first ferret
-a vulture
-fast
-not a small dog
-an engine who is always happy to work
-the antithesis of walter shandy
-made from english mohair
-into god and so cool
-the best dog in the land
-very playful
-moody
 
alex is a very mature 10 year old
alex is almost hit by a truck which is carrying a top secret chemical
alex is one of only 16 people world wide to represent discreet software
alex is arrested for his crimes and goes to prison
alex is a character who by every logical and rational consideration should be
completely unsympathetic
alex is <3 alex is <3 is ranked 70 and has played for 1h7m in 14 days real name
alex is on fire / flattery leads to ruins
alex is not macho what do you think alex is honest to the alex is on safari alex is put under
alex is fucking stupid
alex is the slightly larger pup with the blunter nose sir
alex is a graduate student who is just beginning his thesis research
alex is a parrot
alex is in the babybedroom