I don't know why but I find this highly entertaining and amusing.
Xavier is, among many other things:
-dead
-a male brown mackerel tabby
-vibrant
-essentially done looking at seniors
-a catholic institution in the jesuit tradition
-scheiße
-a very active and happy baby
-one of the very elite master instructors in the west certified to instruct the carefully guarded ancient chinese temple style
-under continual restoration
-an unarmed master
-an example of churrigueresque
-currently no
-a roman catholic community in the heart of southern illinois
-the god of knowledge and discovery