What fuckin gives???

[Papa Josh]

After going to the website, a labor of love that I once was a part of, I must say that I am speechless. All of the arguing and bickering about lack of motivation due to promo backlog, and arguments in regards to RC's future direction..... what in the fuck were they for??

There have been a total of 3 reviews since I was canned by Sir Keeley!!!!

Where are all of those classic reviews??? Were are any reviews??? I guess this is somehow my fault too!

:Spin: I digress....

 

[lizard]

were you behind the London bombings? [/nyuk nyuk]

 

[Dev]

huhu

Can't say I care much for the reviews , for me RC is the f'rum exclusively but it's always nice to read some good ones

 

[lizard]

I like reviews (I even keep copies of my record guides in the bathroom for those moments of quiet reflection) but the simple fact is that my metal tastes are on the wimpy side of the metal scale, and therefore I don't usually have alot of time or inclination to read about the latest Satan's Fudgehole release

 

[cthulufhtagn]

I like reviews (I even keep copies of my record guides in the bathroom for those moments of quiet reflection) but the simple fact is that my metal tastes are on the wimpy side of the metal scale, and therefore I don't usually have alot of time or inclination to read about the latest Satan's Fudgehole release

ah dude their first album was waaaay better, bunghole-o-rama sounds exactly like "terrorizing disembowelment" by deathgurgle

 

[lizard]

how does it compare to Irritable Bowel Syndrome's self titled limited edition picture disc?

 

[NAD]

 

[lizard]

haha rulez.

 

[Erik]

It's not dead, it's resting.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

it is an ex-parrot

 

[Erik]

No, it's pining for the fjords.

 

[lizard]

"No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!"

 

[cthulufhtagn]

this parrot is no more! it has ceased to be!

 

[lizard]

haha don't ask me why but suddenly I thought how much I need to watch the Bicycle Repairman sketch

 

[Papa Josh]

It's not dead, it's resting.

It's been resting for A LONG TIME, you'd think that it would be all rested up.

 

[lizard]

there was this other pet shop sketch on the Matching Tie and Handkerchief CD:


Man: No, no, no, no. Er, have you got a parrot?

Shopkeeper: No, It's afraid not actually guv, we're fresh out of parrots. I'll tell you what though ... I'll lop its back legs off, make good, strip the fur, stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. (taking small box and rattling it) No problem. Lovely parrot.

Man: how long would that take?

Shopkeeper: Oh, let me see ... er, stripping the fur off, no legs ... (calling) Harry ... can you do a parrot job on this terrier straight away?

Harry (off screen): No, I'm still putting a tuck in the Airedale, and then I got the frogs to let out.

Shopkeeper: Friday?

Man: No I need it for tomorrow. It's a present.

Shopkeeper: Oh dear, it's a long job. You see parrot conversion ... Tell you what though, for free, terriers make lovely fish. I mean I could do that for you straight away. Legs off, fins on, stick a little pipe through the back of its neck so it can breathe, bit of gold paint...

 

[JayKeeley]

Speaking for myself, the last thing on my mind these days is writing reviews, being busy at work and all. Ho hum.

Lesson #1 (again): RC is not the one-stop shop for reviews. It never was supposed to be, EVER. If you want to catch the latest reviews for all the latest albums, go to Metal Rules or Ultimate Metal.

RC = just a hobby for people to have fun and write some cool dissertations. Repeat: just a hobby, just a hobby, candyman candyman candyman candyman candyma.... aaarrgrgghhhh. *corpse drops to floor with hook in back*

 

[lurch70]

just tunr the whole damn thing into a titie site ...

 

[circus_brimstone]

Papa Josh: 1
Royal Carnage Webzine: 0



Nothing wrong with stirring the pot a little.

 

[JayKeeley]

OH fuck that. Seriously, I'm not letting this start into another 10 page rant. Wrong day in case you hadn't noticed.