What gets rid of cotton mouth??

[FrostGiant]

After 3 cups o' coffee this morn, I've got the worst cotton mouth and it's bugging the hell out of me. I've drank like 7 glasses of water to try to combat it, but it aint working. Anyone know of something that will get rid of it?

 

[deadair]

drink the bong water

 

[FrostGiant]

Sorry, none at work right now. Actually I think my boss beat me to it. He's kind of a hippie type of guy.

 

[minxnim]

eat sour candies like sour patch kids, or jolly ranchers. that used to work for me!

 

[FrostGiant]

Hmmm, I may have to go find some during my luncheon time.

 

[FuSoYa]

chew a minty gum, like Orbit.

 

[FrostGiant]

I boycott that gum cuz I hate the commercials. Same with Old Navy.

 

[xfer]

cut off its head with a hoe.

 

[avi]

cut off the ho's head

 

[lizard]

ginger ale. it cures cottonmouth, and alternatively, will cut through the gucky phlegm you get when you are sick.