what I got yesterday for my birthday

[avi]

an 11-hr workday and a crapload of work. thanks a ton.

 

[lizard]

soul-less bastards.

 

[xfer]

stop whining, whippersnapper.

 

[avi]

there will probably be no posting from me today b/c my coworkers fucking suck

 

[goatschool]

happy bday

 

[TheNewChupe]

i think everyone should be entitled to having their birthday as a vacation day, sort of like a floating holiday.

 

[xfer]

That was policy at my office when my boss was Jan Cellucci. When her husband, Paul, left the governorship of MA and was shipped off to become the ambassador to Canada, the new boss axed the policy. Fuck Bush.

 

[xfer]

she was also the only nice Republican I've ever known.

 

[avi]

again, today fucking sucks.

I'm just checking in

 

[xfer]

Avi, Jews have spent 55 years overturning the centuries-old stereotype of whininess. You, sir, are setting the cause back to 1947.

 

[avi]

I'm not fucking whining. I'm just telling it like it is.

 

[xfer]

you're too Woody Allen and not enough David Ben-Gurion.

 

[steak-knife]

dont mention d*v*d b*n-g*r**n please.

 

[xfer]

holy shit steak-knife OUTED as yasser arafat fake!!!

 

[steak-knife]

i wish. i fucking wish.

 

[avi]

fuck you. I quit this fucking thing.

 

[steak-knife]

come on cohen.