what the fuck!

fivemagics77

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in the new guitar world, they did a thing, the 100 greatest metal guitarists ever, and alexi is number 96! what the fuck, they put sammy hagar in front of him, niel young to name a few, what bullshit
 
In any magazine as such, record sales have somewhat of a direct relationship with guitar "skill."

Ever notice how Kirk Hammett is always close to the top, when there's hundreds of guitarists in smaller bands who are more skilled and write better music who don't get anywhere on those lists? It's a shame, but that's how it works. Personally, I get tired of all the "top whatever" lists these magizines pump out on a regular basis. It's all subjective and no one is ever happy.
 
heres the whole list

1. tony iommi
2. kirk hammet and james hetfield
3. angus and Malcolm young
4. randy rhoads
5. eddie van halen
6. jimmy page
7. dimebag darrel
8. zakk wylde
9. adam jones
10. kerry king and jeff hanneman
11. dave murray and Adrian smith
12. jimi Hendrix
13. glen tipton and k.k. downing
14. ace frehley and paul Stanley
15. slash
16. Ritchie blackmore
17. yngwie malmsteen
18. joe perry and brad whitford
19. dave mustaine and marty friedman
20. chuck schuldiner
21. brian may
22. Michael schenker
23. Nigel tufnel
24. jeff beck
25. tom morello
26. head and munky
27. john petrucci
28. kim thayil
29. Vivian Campbell
30. daron malakian
31. scott ian
32. tom g. warrior
33. chris degarmo and Michael wilton
34. c.c. deville
35. marten hagstrom and Fredrik thorndendal
36. alex lifeson
37. paul gilbert
38. jerry Cantrell
39. mantas
40. Jason becker
41. phil collen and steve Clarke
42. mikael akerfeldt and peter lindgren
43. fast eddie Clarke
44. nuno Bettencourt
45. warren demartini
46. mick mars
47. george lynch
48. ted nugent
49. jake e. lee
50. Rudolf schenker and uli john roth
51. oystein “euronymous” aarseth
52. scott Gorham and brian Robertson
53. steve vai
54. reb beach
55. trey azagthoth
56. john sykes
57. hank shermann and Michael denner
58. Ritchie sambora
59. jon donais and matt backhand
60. Stephen carpenter
61. alex skolnick and eric Peterson
62. brian tatier
63. john Christ
64. scott “wino” weinrich
65. pepper keenan and woddy weathersman
66. tommy victor
67. leslie west
68. Vernon reid
69. glen buxton and Michael bruce
70. bjorn gelotte and jesper stromblad
71. jim matheos
72. gary holt and rick hunolt
73. Donald buck dharma roeser
74. Michael amott
75. Robert fripp
76. andre olbrich
77. joe Satriani
78. frank hannon and tommy skeoch
79. ty tabor
80. mark morton and will adler
81. dino cazares
82. pete townshend
83. john schaffer
84. timo tolkii
85. neil young
86. abbath doom occulta
87. kai Hansen
88. uffe cederlund and alex hellid
89. leigh stephens
90. jim martin
91. Michael romeo
92. bill steer
93. piggy
94. tony bourge
95. sammy hagar
96. alexi laiho
97. akira takasaki
98. Michael angelo
99. johny kay and Michael monarh
100. nick bowcott


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0. Cobain... this guy is really "better off dead"

25. tom morello ... how is his music even metal?

26. head and munky ... Why won't these guys just go away?

30. daron malakian ... Stop looking at me! Your eyes are so big that they can see into the future!

^^^ Those above make up the "I cannot solo" and "I dink I am L337 H4X0R geetarist eben tho I suck @$$" list.

Now for other stuff...

74. Michael amott ... WHERE'S THE OTHER AMOTT!?!?!
 
I hate these lists... the main problem with them seems to be that ppl don't judge the guitarist by themselves, they judge the band too. They even count guitarists in the same band as one person...... that's how fucking biased it is.

Personally, I like Neil Young. He's the slackest musician on the planet, but he's got lots of cool shit. And the other guitarist (I forget his name) is a MASTER of harmonics (well Young's great too at harmonics).
 
page is dead... what the fuck...

but yeah alexi is better of 96... but it's not the #1 ... he can sweep like a god, but i dont think it's the greatest player in tha world (it's my favorite guitar player but i dont think it's really the greastest..) but for sure, he is in the top 10
 
WHAT THE FUCK??? Alexi in #96, Björn Gelotte and Jesper Strömblad in #70 and Micheal Amott in #74 (by the way where's Chris?)??? THE LIST FUCKING SUCKS!! It should be :
#1 : Alexi Laiho
#2 : Björn Gelotte and Jesper Strömblad
#3 : Michael and Chris Amott
etc...
FUCKING HELL! I'm so pissed!! :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
 
Well, I'm happy that even these made it to the list:

fivemagics77 said:
4. randy rhoads
7. dimebag darrel
8. zakk wylde
10. kerry king and jeff hanneman
11. dave murray and Adrian smith
13. glen tipton and k.k. downing
16. Ritchie blackmore
19. dave mustaine and marty friedman
20. chuck schuldiner
27. john petrucci
53. steve vai
70. bjorn gelotte and jesper stromblad
77. joe Satriani
87. kai Hansen
91. Michael romeo
96. alexi laiho
97. akira takasaki