What type of toilet paper does joey rock?

Ionei

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Hey Joey, random question.

Are you an single ply guy?
An duel ply guy?
A quad ply guy?

Or a fuck that shit I use my hand guy?


I prefer hand myself. I like having complete control over my stuff. Steve Jobs already has control of my computer. Not my ass too!
 
Ionei said:
Hey Joey, random question.

Are you an single ply guy?
An duel ply guy?
A quad ply guy?

Or a fuck that shit I use my hand guy?

I prefer hand myself. I like having complete control over my stuff. Steve Jobs already has control of my computer. Not my ass too!

Aha I see what you didz thereee
 
So now the convo goes like this:

SethMunson: I dont think Joey uses tp tbh. He doesnt really need it.
ahjteam: :lol:
SethMunson: Care to elaborate why you think he needs it? *long rant*
ahjteam: I wasn't laughing at the "doesn't need need", but the "doesn't use". My reasonings: 1) it's 2011, and every-fucking-body uses toilet paper. And even if you don't need it, doesn't mean he doesn't need it. 2) Grrls
*everybody disagrees with me*
Then Joey updates on his facebook profile: My future ex-girlfriend was shouting in the bathroom why I don't have any tp left. Now I feel like I dick because she doesn't know how to use the three seashells
*everybody laughes at the thread*
Then Joey comes in and updates: i don't use it because i hate them. people suck now because everyone uses it and is always on it. i refuse to be like that.

Then all gets seriousface :zzz:
 
ahjteam said:
So now the convo goes like this:

SethMunson: I dont think Joey uses tp tbh. He doesnt really need it.
ahjteam: :lol:
SethMunson: Care to elaborate why you think he needs it? *long rant*
ahjteam: I wasn't laughing at the "doesn't need need", but the "doesn't use". My reasonings: 1) it's 2011, and every-fucking-body uses toilet paper. And even if you don't need it, doesn't mean he doesn't need it. 2) Grrls
*everybody disagrees with me*
Then Joey updates on his facebook profile: My future ex-girlfriend was shouting in the bathroom why I don't have any tp left. Now I feel like I dick because she doesn't know how to use the three seashells
*everybody laughes at the thread*
Then Joey comes in and updates: i don't use it because i hate them. people suck now because everyone uses it and is always on it. i refuse to be like that.

Then all gets seriousface :zzz:

Haha I see what you did there tooooo
I l'dmao pretty hard on that one
 
So now the convo goes like this:

SethMunson: I dont think Joey uses tp tbh. He doesnt really need it.
ahjteam: :lol:
SethMunson: Care to elaborate why you think he needs it? *long rant*
ahjteam: I wasn't laughing at the "doesn't need need", but the "doesn't use". My reasonings: 1) it's 2011, and every-fucking-body uses toilet paper. And even if you don't need it, doesn't mean he doesn't need it. 2) Grrls
*everybody disagrees with me*
Then Joey updates on his facebook profile: My future ex-girlfriend was shouting in the bathroom why I don't have any tp left. Now I feel like I dick because she doesn't know how to use the three seashells
*everybody laughes at the thread*
Then Joey comes in and updates: i don't use it because i hate them. people suck now because everyone uses it and is always on it. i refuse to be like that.

Then all gets seriousface :zzz:

Thats funny dude! I wonder how many people would have got the "3 seashells" line without clicking on the link! I used to love that movie! My favorite line was Wesley Snipes...."Damn...that smells like biscuits and Gravy". Whoops.......starting to show my age again!
 
So now the convo goes like this:

SethMunson: I dont think Joey uses tp tbh. He doesnt really need it.
ahjteam: :lol:
SethMunson: Care to elaborate why you think he needs it? *long rant*
ahjteam: I wasn't laughing at the "doesn't need need", but the "doesn't use". My reasonings: 1) it's 2011, and every-fucking-body uses toilet paper. And even if you don't need it, doesn't mean he doesn't need it. 2) Grrls
*everybody disagrees with me*
Then Joey updates on his facebook profile: My future ex-girlfriend was shouting in the bathroom why I don't have any tp left. Now I feel like I dick because she doesn't know how to use the three seashells
*everybody laughes at the thread*
Then Joey comes in and updates: i don't use it because i hate them. people suck now because everyone uses it and is always on it. i refuse to be like that.

Then all gets seriousface :zzz:

Haha, you win this thread. Even included the obligatory link.
 
It's not the paper he's using, it's the post processing where all the magic happens.


I believe he uses a UAD Bidet, the discontinued one, you can pick one up on ebay for about $100