What Would You Rather Have, Hooves or Paws?

[gazmetal]

I'd rather have paws cos hooves are shit. :zombie:

 

[TooleBox Dan]

I would go with paws...

"You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs ... and she's just like this little bunny, who's just kinda cowering in the corner ... you know, you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, 'How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?' And you're poking at it, you're poking at it ... you're not hurting it. You're just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny's scared, Mike, the bunny's scared of you, shivering. And you got these fucking claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. 'I don't know how to kill the bunny.'"

 

[SLAYER85]

paws, at that id have a remote chance of opporating my firearms.

 

[jdelpi]

paws, at that id have a remote chance of opporating my firearms.

Spoken like a true Southerner

Speaking of the South...
The brother of a friend of a friend of mine from Ohio was speeding through Georgia, and a cop pulled him over. The cop told him people don't go through the South that fast. The young man said without hesitation, "Sherman did." He spent the night in jail.

 

[TooleBox Dan]

My friend in high school had a shirt that said, "Lee surrendered. I didn't." Hilarious.

 

[SLAYER85]

i bet that shitty kid did spend the night in jail, id set the sights of my 300 win mag on him if i had the chance

 

[jdelpi]

I love playing the devil's advocate on either side of this age old battle. Neil Boortz, a libertarian radio show host from Atlanta, has a name for people who want to bring back the Confederate symbol to the GA flag: Flaggots

 

[TooleBox Dan]

i bet that shitty kid did spend the night in jail, id set the sights of my 300 win mag on him if i had the chance

Wow, you're tough.

 

[SLAYER85]

Seems dan is another, like dude on my last thread, who has trouble picking up humor/sarcasm. Why would i shoot someone about slammin on the south, its a joke genius.

 

[SLAYER85]

i do love guns though, i have a good number. 22lr pistol, 44 mag revolver, 22lr lever action, 22lr semi-auto rifle, 50 cal blackpowder rifle, 25-35, single shot 20 gauge, 12 gauge camo pump, pump 20 gauge, and my 300 win mag. Would get specific, but i mean generalizations are good enough, pretty good number considering im 17.

~legal disclaimer~
All times the word My/I/Mine or any pronoun referring to myself, slayer85, in this article actually refer to my father.

 

[jdelpi]

I want some guns. You know, in case we have to go destroy the south again.

 

[TooleBox Dan]

Seems dan is another, like dude on my last thread, who has trouble picking up humor/sarcasm. Why would i shoot someone about slammin on the south, its a joke genius.

Given the fact that you've already talked about firearms twice in one thread, it's kind of hard to pick on the joke, especially since you haven't said anything in either post that would lead anyone to believe you were kidding around.

But then again, you can't utter a sentence without a spelling or grammatical error, so how you would be able to fire a gun is beyond me.

 

[SLAYER85]

i cant shoot at all dan. yeh iam dum

Well jdelp i recommend a breech loading 45-70 sharps, good rifle. Kill buffalo with the damn thing.

 

[TooleBox Dan]

Well jdelp i recommend a breech loading 45-70 sharps, good rifle. Kill buffalo with the damn thing.

I wish I would have had that on the way down to Miami. I could have picked off some Southerners. Oh well. You win some, you lose some.

 

[jdelpi]

People all over the world are shouting end the war...

 

[TooleBox Dan]

i cant shoot at all dan. yeh iam dum

Well jdelp i recommend a breech loading 45-70 sharps, good rifle. Kill buffalo with the damn thing.

You have just reinforced my point even more. And I was just fucking around in my earlier posts, relax. I don't want you hunting me down with a rifle.

 

[wullief]

id rather have paws hooved animals catch foot and mouth

 

[SLAYER85]

no dan, its all good. i would never shoot a guy, about the only time i get real rowdy is at a show and in a mosh.

 

[prime666]

I want paws, hooves would suck."Guns are for the week" Henry Rollins. Besides it's much more fun to sneak up on someone and bash there fuckin brains out with a bat.

 

[SLAYER85]

i use all my firearms for hunting/competition purposes