whats the 'weirdest' thing you've ever done?

once i shaved my willyhair to leave a figure of a creature....
once i fell on my armpit....
once i had 1/4 of a vodka bottle poured into my eyes while laying on a railroad in the middle of the centralstation...
yesterday i wrote the number "5" at work to the wrong direction without realizing it...
hey...this is fun...maybe i will come up with more....but all in time
 
HaloPhenomenon said:
once i shaved my willyhair to leave a figure of a creature....
once i fell on my armpit....
once i had 1/4 of a vodka bottle poured into my eyes while laying on a railroad in the middle of the centralstation...
yesterday i wrote the number "5" at work to the wrong direction without realizing it...
hey...this is fun...maybe i will come up with more....but all in time
:lol:
 
One evening when I was really drunk I assfucked the fatest and ugliest chick I have ever seen. I woke up the next day (alone) with blood on my cock and all over the sheets. Nothing I'm proud of though..

I fell through a shop-window one late christmas day's night, slized up my legs and hands. Ran to the bus and scared the shit out of everyone on it.. The next day I went to the police and told them that two big guys had pussed me. A few weeks later I got almost $1000 from the insurance company for "assualt" and "damaged clothes". It's true luck I did not got one of those 1foot glassshard up my ass, cause then I would have to wear a fucking gravity bag nowadays (not sure about the translation. stomipåse in swedish)

there are so many other weird situations.. maybe I'll add another one later.
 
Will Bozarth said:
Wouldnt it be you who is the stupid one for ever betting that America will win anything?

...at least on something that we don't give a shit about!