when all else fails...

[dreaming neon darkspot]

my dad is awesome.

 

[Shmu]

I don't get it

 

[Will Bozarth]

nobody does. she's insane.

 

[Mephistophiliac]

Ewww.... Coors Light.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

*shrug* i was outside with my dog and i saw a beer can in one of my mom's planters. i guess my dad thought it was a good alternative to a trash can.

 

[Will Bozarth]

THE FUCKING PLANT IS DEAD... IT should be in a trash can.

 

[Shmu]

That is a plant? I thought that were the horns of a reindeer

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

THE FUCKING PLANT IS DEAD... IT should be in a trash can.

my mom's the one taking care of it, what do you expect?

 

[Brooks]

Who the hell are these people! That was once life! LIFE!!!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

my mom kinda sucks the life out of things

 

[Morganna]

hhahah! I got it right away. I've seen it done by my own male family members growing up. It would be too much trouble to walk to the trash can, so any open object is fair game. I've seen it done to planters many times. My Mom also had a surplus of empty planters back then that were usually filled with rain water.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

THE FUCKING PLANT IS DEAD... IT should be in a trash can.

Its because he's dead inside.

 

[derek]

Laura, I just want to say that if you ever get tired of Will being aggressive and not very understanding you're more than welcome to move in with Max and I, in our open but very gay live-in relationship.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Find some cigarette butts and add them to the beer can.

Also, go buy a fucked up porn magazine from those damned Koreans and set it next to the plant.

 

[Nightshade]

Find some cigarette butts and add them to the beer can.

Also, go buy a fucked up porn magazine from those damned Koreans and set it next to the plant.

I have to say, really, that I think this is your only viable option.

 

[deathstrike from hell]

maybe the plant is inside of the can?

 

[Lordlucid]

Im voting for the Derek and Max live-in relationship.

 

[Shpongled]

When all else fails I just crush the cans into little tiny flying saucers and throw em as far as I can and call it good.