When you sleep with someone, your body makes a promise whether you do or not.

[xfer]

Spoken by a psycho Cameron Diaz in Vanilla Sky right before she drives the car off a bridge, yet cited entirely seriously by a website promoting abstinence. Isn't that kind of like promoting vegetarianism by quoting Adolf Hitler?

 

[avi]

haha that's funny. Someone obviously didn't do their homework on this one - talk about being taken out of context!

 

[deadair]

Dear, body promise

i thought you were dropping a touch of "real life" on the board with that thread title...

i tought i was going to have to rip you a new one...

but as i read your post... it became clear... you are just a fucking internet surfing waste of space.


thanks,
Dr. Jake

 

[xfer]

screw you, dr. jake.

and that's a promise!

 

[XzanderX]

slut

 

[The Dope]

and that's a promise!

Wait, does that mean......?

 

[Airbus Industries]

Do you like it when you... I mean do you like it when Greg sleeps over your house and doesn't wake you up like he said he would?

 

[Airbus Industries]

I have to go to class now but think about what I said about Greg. Its very important.

 

[The Dope]

Greg,

 

[xfer]

Chris, next time make sure the alarm clock is on YOUR side of the bed.

 

[deadair]

Originally posted by xfer
Chris, next time make sure the alarm clock is on YOUR side of the bed.

some one bust out that champian post avatar again... cus this wins

 

[xfer]

 

[deadair]

BOO YAA