whenever someone dies where i work we get these notices and...jeez.

[xfer]

CAMPUS MINISTRY DEATH NOTICE


May 30, 2003

We are sorry to inform you of the deaths in Somalia,
Africa of the wife, daughter, and son of Ali Omar.
Ali Omar is an employee in the Housekeeping Department.
The services will be in Somalia.
Please keep Ali and his family in your prayers.
Expressions of sympathy may be sent to Ali at home:
Ali Omar
191 Green St., #103
Jamaica Plain, MA
(617)524-4125

 

[minxnim]

OMGOMG his wife and KIDS died? wtf? give this dude a hug for me

 

[avi]

damn dude, that sucks all around

 

[xfer]

yeah, isn't it awful? i also hate how in the interests of "sensitivity" they don't give details. my mind has created a thousand horrible deaths for this family, none of which are probably true.

 

[FuSoYa]

dude lives down the street from me.
i think he drives down our one-way street the wrong way oftentimes, because he's impatient.

 

[xfer]

maybe his wife had the same habits and she drove down a warlord's private street taking the kids to the supermarket and RAT-A-TAT-TAT!

or...gah, see, I keep speculating!

here's his picture: