The Liberal Ten Commandments
Taken from the book The American Spectator's Enemies List, with a few updated references by myself:
1. Thou shalt not have no other gods before the federal government of the United States.
2. Thou shalt not make for thyself an idol in the form of anything on the earth, but worship the earth itself.
3. Thou shalt not take Jesse Jackson's, Bill Clinton's, or Richard Gephardt's name in vain.
4. Remember the anniversary of Roe v. Wade and keep it holy.
5. Honor thy mother, thy mother's boyfriend, thy father's boyfriend, etc.
6. Thou shalt not kill...criminals who hath been convicted of heinous crimes, but thou may kill human fetuses of all ages.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery...without a condom. This law applies to everyone, even thy ex-president.
8. Thou shalt not steal...except from the rich, from relatives with connections, or during a riot.
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness...except when attempting to keep Clarence Thomas off the Supreme Court, John Ashcroft out of the Cabinet, or George W. Bush out of the Oval Office.
10. Thou shalt not covet anything that belongs to thy neighbor, except for the purpose of redistributing the wealth or if thy name is Clinton.
Taken from the book The American Spectator's Enemies List, with a few updated references by myself:
1. Thou shalt not have no other gods before the federal government of the United States.
2. Thou shalt not make for thyself an idol in the form of anything on the earth, but worship the earth itself.
3. Thou shalt not take Jesse Jackson's, Bill Clinton's, or Richard Gephardt's name in vain.
4. Remember the anniversary of Roe v. Wade and keep it holy.
5. Honor thy mother, thy mother's boyfriend, thy father's boyfriend, etc.
6. Thou shalt not kill...criminals who hath been convicted of heinous crimes, but thou may kill human fetuses of all ages.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery...without a condom. This law applies to everyone, even thy ex-president.
8. Thou shalt not steal...except from the rich, from relatives with connections, or during a riot.
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness...except when attempting to keep Clarence Thomas off the Supreme Court, John Ashcroft out of the Cabinet, or George W. Bush out of the Oval Office.
10. Thou shalt not covet anything that belongs to thy neighbor, except for the purpose of redistributing the wealth or if thy name is Clinton.