Tracklist:
01. Larry has a cowboy hat.
02. Why?
03. Have you ever met Larry?
04. Yeah. I see what you mean now.
05. At least he doesn't ride a hobby horse around the venue.
06. Any more!
07. Hey, stop picking on Larry!
08. Why?
09. He's a Decent guy!
10. So?
11.You're always putting down the blondes.
12. They have all the fun.
13. Larry has fun?
14. Yeah. In his own way.
15. Now you're picking on him too.
16. Not really. He's obviously a special little boy.
17. WTG Do you mean?
18. I mean... a cowboy hat? In doom metal?
19. Don't you get started on it!
20. I mean sure lots of doom dudes dig Johnny Cash...
21. I don't think he ever wore a hat.
22. He used to have cool hair.
23. Really?
24. Ever see pictures from the Sun records days?
25. He was on Sun?
26. Yeah. Before Columbia.
27. Did he ever work with Jerry Lee Lewis?
28. I believe so.
29. I wish he kicked some sense into that guy.
30. How so?
21. A fourteen year old cousin?
22. Sort of like a cowboy hat in doom metal
23. Man... that is just wrong.
24. I have an excuse. I'm drunk.
25. Again?
26. Yeah well I looked in the To Welcome the Fade booklet and encountered a cowboy hat. So you know... drink to forget.
27. Puppies
28. Kittens
29. Colts
30. Cowboy Hats
31. A Mockingbird Cries Out As Its Heart Is Devoured By The Worms
32. Inside the Eye of a Sparrow, I See Only Shadows
33. Not Entirely Without Soul
34. No seriously... a COWBOY HAT
35. Dude, lay off Larry.
36. Why?
37. You're drunk.
38. Wait... I thought you were drunk?
39. Maybe we both are.
40. That would explain why I'm not sure who I am
41. Seriously, Larry's cool shit.
42. It's paul who creeps me out.
43. Why?
44. He said he'd shave Larry's ass for Star Wars DVDs.
45. That is just... odd.
46. Fucking musicians.
47. Nuns.
48. Buns
49. Suns
50. Runs
51. You're kidding right?
52. No. It was a cowboy hat.
53. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
54. The chicks seem to dig it.
55. Hmm a cowboy hat you say?
56. Sellout.
57. Oh,bite me.
58. No. You're too fatty.
59. Seriously man, fuck you. You know how much effort I put into losing weight!
60. Yeah. And I see how miserably you failed daily.
61. FUCK YOU!
62. QUIT HITTING ON ME!
63. I CAN'T HELP IT!
64. It's the cowboy hat, isn't it?
65. Yeah. Suddenly, I'm all like... *makes suggestibe purring noise*
66. And you're not even a chick.
67. I say COWBOY HATS FOR ALL!