who needs spam when you get emails like this from your friends?

[NAD]

subject: krakow!! krakow krakow!! krakow!!!! krakow! krakow!!! krakow krakow!!!
hey! muthafuckin... the testacle ringed me two times. phone fuck. poker
night no. thursday sleep happy good. god damn, hang friday saturday out
or. fuckin. royal god damn falconer. apes. just mind kick head back, poker jerry rat saturday. no call. message on thing thing gone not. fuckin. twinkies are ickey. fish foil noise.

i think the worst part is i understand what he's trying to tell me.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

are they high drunk or both?

 

[NAD]

odds are he was completely sober at the time of writing.

"invite my friends?! well okay, but i got some pretty funky friends."

 

[E-bortion]

i understand every bit of that, so, if youre off, im a retard because i dont even know the guy

 

[NAD]

http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1121515128

fucking amazing.