WHO - STFU!

Reign in Acai

Of Elephant and Man
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I'm all for raising awareness, but do we really need to hear about a viral strain ad nauseum for the next 4 months? SARS, West Nile, and Mad Cow Disease have a combined mortality of what, 5%? I'm being generous here. This mass media hysteria is simply going to cause a wave of illegals to poor in to emergency rooms nation wide as soon as they come down with the first sign of a cold. The virus is aptly named, as the people keeling over from it live like swines. Oink oink the mojado esta muerto. Who gives a shit?
 
i made about $15K in 2 weeks when the SARS outbreak happened selling 3M masks to China on ebay ...
doing my research already on this new one.

can I drop-ship them to your house Jerry? :loco:
 
It could be worse. The conspiracy theory nuts could be jumping all over th........................

OH WAIT TOO LATE



I wish someone would put Alex Jones out of his fucking misery. Honestly.
 
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Been following a blog talking about the flu, and from reading that it can be a big deal because we don't have any defenses for it. There is cause for concern, but not hysteria, like what the media seems to be doing.

http://scienceblogs.com/aetiology/2009/04/swine_flu_a_quick_overview--an.php#more

Anyways... I just found out about Alex Jones yesterday. I read his website a bit and just laughed hysterically.
 
When Americans start dropping like flies I'll take heed. At this moment the only casualties have been from people living in squalor, under an ineffectual health care system, whose dampened backs beckon pneumatic takeover. Que piensan?
 
According to the sexy scientist I quoted,
Keep our eyes peeled indeed. This swine strain, serotype H1N1 (the "classic" swine flu serotype) is apparently a triple reassortant, carrying genes from human, swine, and avian influenza viruses. A few things make this outbreak concerning.

One, we see occasional swine influenza infections in humans on a somewhat regular basis. There was an outbreak associated with a fair in Ohio a few years back, and research by my colleague Greg Gray here at the university has showed that mild or asymptomatic infections of swine workers with swine influenza viruses are more common than we realize (David Brown of the Washington Post has a nice summary of that background here). However, those infected in California and Texas have no known contact with pigs--suggesting they acquired this virus from a human source.

Two, while the cases in the US have been mild and no deaths have occurred that we're aware of, it seems in Mexico that young people are dying from this--a group that is typically not hard-hit by seasonal influenza viruses. Readers familiar with influenza and know the history of the 1918 influenza pandemic will recall that the "young and healthy" were disproportionally struck by that virus as well--so this knowledge is currently disconcerting and worrisome, but there are so many gaps in our information as far as what's really going on in Mexico that it's difficult to make heads or tails out of this data right now.

Third, is this really a new virus? So few influenza isolates are actually analyzed each year (in proportion to the number of people infected) that we aren't sure yet whether this is something brand-new, or something that has been circulating at a low level for awhile, but just hadn't been picked up. After all, H1N1 is a common serotype, so additional molecular testing is needed to determine that it's "swine flu" versus "human" H1N1.

Fourth, and going along with that third point--how widespread is this? We have confirmed cases from Mexico, California, and Texas, which suggest it could be spreading in the southern parts of North America--but a breaking news report says that cases have also been confirmed in Kansas and New York, but it doesn't say whether they've been definitively matched to the strains from the SW US and Mexico. The NY Times reports that some students at the NY school had recently traveled to Mexico and could have potentially brought the infection back from that trip, if it's confirmed.
 
Haha, mexico sure is having a shitty week. A 5.8 quake just hit mexico city.

And we now have a whopping 40 cases of the swine flu.

THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR UNLEASHING A SHITTY FLU, MEXICO!
 
Am I the only person who is hoping this mutates into a zombie type virus and that 3/4's the population is infected leaving the rest of us to battle off these super strong, super mutated, zombie beings, with whatever weapons we can rig up?

Been playing a bit too much Left4Dead...
 
So far 20 Americans have been infected, a whopping 0.0658% of the population. I'm not going to get worked up about it. :rolleyes:


If you're just saying you don't give a fuck and let the scientists figure it out, then I agree, to a point. However, if you're implying that we didn't even need to know about it because it's not a big deal, then I completely disagree because it is a concern to us. If what we know is true, that the strain harms healthy individuals and how fast the influenza virus spreads, a huge amount of the virus can be released. Also, knowing that the influenza virus likes colder and less humid environments it could be a minor outbreak now, but when then cold season comes through again, we could be in big trouble.
 
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hoping (every new 'pandemic') mutates into a zombie type virus and that 3/4's the population is infected leaving the rest of us to battle off these super strong, super mutated, zombie beings, with whatever weapons we can rig up?
only every day of my life
 
Mexico is the armpit of civilization. No treatment has been given to those who have been most exposed to the virus (the families of the deceased), and many who have come down with the strain have had to go to multiple facilities to be properly diagnosed. EMT's, nurses, doctors, orange vendors, nobody wants to come near the disease stricken. If this flu does become widespread, we know who to carpet bomb.
 
I think I may have this shit, or normal flu even though I had a flu shot. My desk at work was occupied by this other chick til last week. They moved her upstairs and I now have her desk, including her keyboard, phone, and all the desk accessories she used. She left early on Friday, sick I guess, then called out on Monday with the flu.

As I am typing this I'm having drizzly diarrhea. My body, especially my neck, feels like I've been run over by a train even though I've done nothing strenuous, and I keep having a fever off & on. Awesome! They sent out an email at work saying not to come if you feel ill. Screw that, it's only my second week back, I cannot call out sick :erk: