Who wants a free copy of Akercocke 'Words That Go Unspoken, Deeds That Go Undone'

[Nate The Great]

Well . . . it's a promo copy.

I bought a CD from a guy on half.com, and he threw it in for free!

Whoever thinks they are the most deserving should write a short essay about why they should own this CD. Try to keep it to less than 100 words.

I'll judge the essays in a few days.

BEGIN . . .

 

[Ellestin]

This album is a torrent of bowel sludge.

I win, end of competition.

 

[Nate The Great]

Everytime I stick a dildo in my ass, it causes a torrent of bowel sludge.

I win, end of competition.

What kind of essay is that???

 

[E-bortion]

my penis itches?

 

[lizard]

ManasRobot deserves it because he understands that we are all being swept along in the river of time, which consists of rancid, week old urine.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

I deserve it because

1) It's an excellent album, although not as good as its predecessor
2) I don't have it yet
3) Not 15 minutes ago I got a call on my cell phone from a hot chick, but didn't answer it because I was right in the middle of "Intractable" and didn't want to interrupt it
4) I'm your sledgehammer

 

[lizard]

Dick deserves it cause he ignored a chick on its behalf.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Lizard is right!
I just HATE turning off a song before it's over...

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

I'd easily win, since I write so damned well, but truth be told, I have the MP3s and this hasn't earned "buy" status.

 

[lurch70]

1) It's an excellent album, although not as good as its predecessor

just based on this you don't deserve it

 

[lizard]

I'm clearly the best writer here.

 

[Nate The Great]

I deserve it because

1) It's an excellent album, although not as good as its predecessor
2) I don't have it yet
3) Not 15 minutes ago I got a call on my cell phone from a hot chick, but didn't answer it because I was right in the middle of "Intractable" and didn't want to interrupt it
4) I'm your sledgehammer

Contest over early.

Since you were the only one that even tried.

PM me your address.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Contest over early.

Since you were the only one that even tried.

PM me your address.

Whoa! Thanks bud!

 

[unhinged]

this album any good?

been listening to rape of the bastard nazarine a few times lately
they have some good shit going on in there

 

[Nate The Great]

This album is way beyond Rape, but I think they continue to improve. They're kind of going the prog route similar to Enslaved. Different sound, but they style change is similar.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Got this today. Thanks man. Nice rocking horse!

 

[Nate The Great]

You making fun of my address labels?

 

[Demonspell]

Lizard is right!
I just HATE turning off a song before it's over...

Nothing sucks more than being interrupted in the middle of great music, but there is such a thing as being too dedicated...

 

[AsModEe]

I deserve to have this cd because it would be my first Akercocke cd and last time I ordered a pretty big haul from TER, they didn't have it, then 2 days after they had it and I was so fucking pissed

 

[AsModEe]

wait, do you still give that cd ?