Who was the coolest member of Celtic Frost?

[Victor Meldrew]

Eh?


's gotta be Ain. When Warrior decided to tease his hair, Ain handed in his walking papers. Class move, that.

 

[Strangelight]

Martin Ain without a doubt

 

[Mick Moss]

haha remember that photo of modern day Amberg that we dug out on t' net?

 

[Victor Meldrew]

From the old Oliver Amburg

to the all-new, serious Oliver

If I ever look like I'm about to swim in the Cold Lake, please crush my skull with an axe

 

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]

 

[Victor Meldrew]

Not to mention the very dapper Martin Eric Ain, now owner of a nightclub in Zurich...

 

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]

A winner is me!

 

[Victor Meldrew]

Did you get the picture of Martin at celticfrost.com?
Uncanny timing, that!

 

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]

Yup!

 

[Erik]

Warrior

UH!
HEY!
I SAID: HEY!
UH!

UH!

 

[Light]

Almost as if God smiled and winked at the pair of you, no.

 

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]

God is always playing tricks on me. The bastard.

 

[Mick Moss]

Warrior

UH!
HEY!
I SAID: HEY!
UH!

UH!

I used to think Warrior until I heard a story about him getting terrified in a lift with his rock bint girlfriend whilst having a cheesy ghost prank played on him. I cant remember which one used to specislise in only black girls or girls with massive tits, when I do, I will vote for that guy ( Possibly Reed )

 

[Victor Meldrew]

Martin was the one with the fondness for big jugs.
His girlfriend let him cheat on her, with one stipulation-- it had to be with an extremely busty lass.
Straight outta Tom's book-- fun read, that.