Why does everyone think I am gay?

[Baliset]

I know I provide alot of ammo for this conclusion with different comments that I say here and there but I was thinking alot about this and was wondering what specifically causes people to think I am gay.

Thus, I decided to create this open dialogue.

Also, I am more than willing to sacrifice my dignity for the sake of the board's entertainment.

 

[xfer]

You certainly look insatiable.

 

[azal]

 

[avi]

why is there not an "All of the above" option or at least multiple choice?

 

[Baliset]

i always forget to do multiple choice

 

[minxnim]

i never thought you were gay. but if you are, i won't hate you.

 

[azal]

not only will I hate you, I will take a lead pipe to the back of your neck.



then I will act out my sexual frustration and confusion by ass raping you, with love.

 

[Baliset]

Originally posted by the_preppy
i never thought you were gay. but if you are, i won't hate you.

thanks!

i mean i am not saying anything bad about homosexuality because i have no problem with people being gay or anything. i was just curious as to why many people in my life decide to tease me incessantly about it. i mean i personally find no attraction to the male gender but that doesn't stop the jokes from coming.

 

[Baliset]

azal your post reminds me of that Onion article "Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock."

 

[Baliset]

and to add to the above statement, i am not bothered by the gay jokes and i even make them about myself on occasion. i started this thread to be humorous and funny.

Hey at least I get hit on by gay guys.

 

[azal]

i get hit on more by gay guys than girls too, and after scoping out www.lanky-boys.com I fully understand why.

 

[xfer]

GREG (12th generation, Clan Toreador) posesses the FLAW: Shows Up On Gaydar (3pt.)