why is it that dogs who act like dogs suck...

[xfer]

but cats who act like dogs are awesome?

 

[azal]

dogs are always awesome, cats are never unless dead.

 

[Helm]

Azal, I am sad to say that on this matter:

My opinion is just a point of view, and your position is the other side.

But don't worry:

Caught up in our convictions we forget how our senses distort things we see.
We can't accept our differences but we can always disagree.

 

[xfer]

i guess if you like to get pooped on and bitten.

and given azal's sex threads, i guess he does.

 

[azal]

is that rush?

if so, you are forgiven.

helm of course, not alex.

 

[Helm]

Fates Warning, dude.

 

[xfer]

i'm talking about my sister's/parents' kitty Calypso who plays fetch, like straight-up fetches in her mouth and drops the toy at your feet.

not dog-traits like smelling bad and jumping up on people with dirty claws.

 

[azal]

shit...i was close.

xfer this sounds like Calypso is an animal version of a wigger.

 

[Brainerd]

Dogs are about as awesome as bowel cancer. Cats are great, though. One of my cats Harold is actually bigger than quite a few dogs in our street...

 

[FrostGiant]

Cats suck, dogs suck, Knicks suck.

 

[xfer]

cutest wigger ever!

 

[Draft Dodging Scarecrow]

My dog no longer acts like a dog. He had his nads cut off. So now, instead of attacking kids on bikes, he just sits there.

 

[Astral Poetry]

I have a cat who acts like a dog, except he has the more undesirable traits like incessant drooling.

 

[xfer]

haha yeah my friend tom has this cat Sugar who drools on me frequently. not so cute.

 

[Danolich]

Sometimes I see people walking their cats and their cats are panting. It's probably the cutest thing I will ever see in my life.

 

[Brainerd]

Sometimes I see people walking their cats and their cats are panting.

That's pretty wrong. In my opinion cats are meant to sleep all the time and be grossly overweight. It's in their damn nature!

 

[NAD]

Cat poop is way more disgusting than dog poop.

 

[Helm]

What? No, no way.

 

[xfer]

then why do dogs eat cat poop and not dog poop?

because dogs are grosser than gross!

(yeah avi i know, nutrients, et al)

 

[Ralph_Tweed]

If you're keen on having a dog-like cat, Bengals (leopard[?]/DMSH cross) are notorious for playing fetch. They're apparently also a good deal more water-friendly than your average pussy.