Why people think americans are stupid
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Loren Littlejohn
Lover of all boobage.
Old. You could reproduce this anywhere in the world though.
I can answer every one of these questions.
I can answer every one of these questions.
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Loren Littlejohn
Lover of all boobage.
So could I.....
If they showed people that got the questions right(which I could bet the majority did) then it wouldn't be funny, now would it?
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Loren Littlejohn
Lover of all boobage.
Naw dude I didn't take offence. I proudly admit that America has some of the dumbest fucks on the planet living in it. But then again so does every other place in the world.
That was my only point.
Glenn Fricker
Very Metal &Very Bad News
Yeah, just don't ask anyone at MIT to find Canada on a map 
Actually, a local story of note: With the rise of the Canadian dollar, (or the plummeting of the US Greenback, depends on your perspective, I guess) there's been a massive increase in cross-border shopping. .....mainly because Canadian retailers are fucking thieves & generally hated country-wide. In an effort to lure back Canadian customers, a local retail group from the town of Leamington put out a radio & print campaign, "Top Ten Reasons to shop in Leamington" much like a David Letterman gag..... here's a couple of them:
8. If you're going to downtown Detroit and you speak French ... good luck.
7. If you're going to downtown Detroit and you speak English ... good luck.
2. With the gas and time you'll save why risk it in a crazy foreign country.
What I find really weak is that some American business types got offended by this. I mean, come on, Canada has been the butt of countless jokes at the hands of Americans ("Blame Canada" anyone?) & we've taken it in good stride.... you have to be able to laugh at yourself. Besides, America needs Canada for it's talented actors, comedians, & hotter than hell porn-goddesses.
Here's a direct quote from our local paper.
But Dennis McLellan, a 55-year-old real estate agent from Sterling Heights, Mich., said he is appalled by the advertisement, which he says poisons the relationship between Canada and the United States.
He received a copy of the list from his mother who lives in the Leamington area.
"This needs to be stopped," he said Wednesday. "This is not a way to nurture good relations between two countries."
This guy needs to grow a thicker skin.
That being said, on a personal note, I love to visit the states. Great people & great times.
-0z-
Actually, a local story of note: With the rise of the Canadian dollar, (or the plummeting of the US Greenback, depends on your perspective, I guess) there's been a massive increase in cross-border shopping. .....mainly because Canadian retailers are fucking thieves & generally hated country-wide. In an effort to lure back Canadian customers, a local retail group from the town of Leamington put out a radio & print campaign, "Top Ten Reasons to shop in Leamington" much like a David Letterman gag..... here's a couple of them:
8. If you're going to downtown Detroit and you speak French ... good luck.
7. If you're going to downtown Detroit and you speak English ... good luck.
2. With the gas and time you'll save why risk it in a crazy foreign country.
What I find really weak is that some American business types got offended by this. I mean, come on, Canada has been the butt of countless jokes at the hands of Americans ("Blame Canada" anyone?) & we've taken it in good stride.... you have to be able to laugh at yourself. Besides, America needs Canada for it's talented actors, comedians, & hotter than hell porn-goddesses.
Here's a direct quote from our local paper.
But Dennis McLellan, a 55-year-old real estate agent from Sterling Heights, Mich., said he is appalled by the advertisement, which he says poisons the relationship between Canada and the United States.
He received a copy of the list from his mother who lives in the Leamington area.
"This needs to be stopped," he said Wednesday. "This is not a way to nurture good relations between two countries."
This guy needs to grow a thicker skin.
That being said, on a personal note, I love to visit the states. Great people & great times.
-0z-
No, I can make fun of Americans quite well. I don't even make fun of Canadians that much, seeing as how that's one of my backup plans in case Hillary Clinton gets elected. However, there are two sides to this story, and the other side is that for a bunch of backwater gun-toting uneducated yokels we do seem to produce a surprising amount of the scientific and medical research that keeps everyone alive...
Jeff
Jeff
Glenn Fricker
Very Metal &Very Bad News
Dude, Hillary would be considered a "right-winger" up here. No joke.
But then again, feel free to come on up & smoke some pot without fear of endless incarceration. :Smokin:
That is, if you can afford it, or don't mind spending the rest of your life paying off your medical bills....
Ok, ok, I'll stop now, I promise!
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Yeah, that's why it isn't first on the list...
People keep offering me pot. Why? Is it the endless rambling about badgers? The bizarre sentence structure? The tendency to be pointlessly confrontational out of sheer boredom? Asking too many questions? Getting things I say in my head and things I say out loud mi- erm... nice place, here...
Jeff
People keep offering me pot. Why? Is it the endless rambling about badgers? The bizarre sentence structure? The tendency to be pointlessly confrontational out of sheer boredom? Asking too many questions? Getting things I say in my head and things I say out loud mi- erm... nice place, here...
Jeff
-Gavin-
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I think americans are stupid cause i was in a bar once in america and heard the barman say "I'm sorry but we don't serve drunk people in this bar!".
What the fuck?
Oh and i discovered i was underage there fucking bollocks to that.
What the fuck?
Oh and i discovered i was underage there
fucking bollocks to that.
pifos_2
des scoubidoubidous wha !
yeah and its pretty easy to keep a small pourcentage of the population extra-intelligent and a huge amount of the population hyper-stupid, including your leaders.
I think americans are stupid cause i was in a bar once in america and heard the barman say "I'm sorry but we don't serve drunk people in this bar!".
What the fuck?
Oh and i discovered i was underage there
hahaha
