Why the fuck do all haunted hayrides start in october?

[FuSoYa]

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[goatschool]

i've never even been on an october hayride, i'm so fucking depressed

 

[The Dope]

i NEED to go on a good haunted hayride.

 

[NAD]

11 months out of the year ghosts are evil. EEEEEEVVVVIIIILLLLLL. and untrue.

 

[chupe666]

why not set up a show in Oct that is also a haunted hayride, with kayo dot music in tow? i'm sure jake could find some wagons and hay.

 

[xfer]

i want to go on a haunted hayride during which a dude accidentally hangs himself while pretending to hang himself.