why today is a special day

Comment?

  • A suit? h0tt!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • A wedding? dude: OPEN BAR

    Votes: 1 20.0%
  • Thanks for the info, Mister Fancypants Earlybird.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Give us a fag, love?

    Votes: 2 40.0%
  • Why do I smell dirty feet/doritos whenever you talk?

    Votes: 1 20.0%
  • Why is this a poll?

    Votes: 1 20.0%

  • Total voters
    5

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I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS
Nov 8, 2001
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* i woke up 2 hours early so I could leave work just as early. so i am all alone in the office, doing the same amount of no work i'd be doing if I came in at 9:45.

* i am wearing a $400 suit! i have to leave work immediately and get on a greyhound bus to get to a wedding this evening. since i usually wear jeans and something like a Khanate t-shirt to work, i think i am going to turn some heads.

* DRINKING COFFEE. now my mouth tastes awful, but i need the caffeine. i might as well have had cool ranch doritos for breakfast.

* haven't smoked a cigarette in two days, and only 1 three days ago. this is down from my usual of four to twenty per day. i rule.
 
Dude, I hate cigarettes but I still smoke about 3 packs a week. I generally can't get more than half way thru a smoke before I toss it, unless I'm drunk. Then I can't smoke enough.