Oh yeah, you just about got that story right. It's a sad statement on the "diligence" of our border control.
As EVIL stated, this guy appeared by foot on the Maine border one rainy day in April, wearing a sweatshirt streaked in blood, carrying a chainsaw caked in blood and flesh, a blood butcher's knife, and brass knuckles.
The border agent took him aside, relieved him of his implements, and asked him what he wanted. He replied "I want to enter the U.S." and the agent said "Oh! Okay, go right though." Bloody Chainsaw Man passed through and disappeared down the road.
Later in the day, a report came through that in a nearby Canadian town that a couple had been brutally murdered. The woman had been stabbed like 30 times, and the man's head had been cut off with a chainsaw in the kitchen, and his head was kicked under the sofa in the next room.
Three days later, Massachusetts state police saw Bloody Chainsaw Man wandering along the side of a highway going toward Providence, still wearing his blood-streaked sweatshirt, and took him into custody.
When the border agent was asked why he let this man enter the U.S., especially when he was carrying bloody implements, the agent answered "Its not my job or my agent's jobs to determine the substances on the chainsaw. It looked like rust or red paint. We let him through because he had a valid American passport. We don't stop someone just because they look strange."
Well, that's a relief. A chainsaw caked in sticky red paint. Maybe they thought this crazy looking guy was cutting through a freshly-painted barn door before he decided to leave Canada! Our civil servants, hard at work protecting us!
I tell you something, the first time I saw that photo was an enlarged version on BBC news. Scared the FUCKING shit out of me. Ya just don't run into guys like that on Main Street. Imagine if he showed up wearing a blood-soaked shirt and a dripping chainsaw whose teeth were caked in flesh and hair? Shit! If I was a border control agent, I would tell that zombie weirdo to turn his ass around and head for the deep woods.
And that's how guys like this get onto our freeways, and fuckin Habibs and Abduls get flight training in our best pilot schools. "I no want to learn to take off or land. Just to pilot 747." "Ok, your check cleared, not a problem Mr. Atta."
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