wimps and posers

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Yeah, In Times Before The Light and Nexus Polaris were great, but the latest stuff is the direct result of having a Marilyn Manson themed dildo perpetually in his ass. He just needs to quite the music biz and start up his own gay florist shop.
 
Well he did quit. He cut his hair and started working at a Toys R Us. I just wish I knew what made him decide to come out of retirement and record SETI, so that I can build a time traveling device to go back and stop it from happening.
 
I think it's Schmier from Destruction.. He's often at the Z7 on gigs and every time he enters the place he's like "here I am".. And he loves it when fans come to him on their knees, telling him how great and perfect he is :Smug:
 
hey how is he gonna carry that massive hammer, did you see his arms? maybe thats why the bands called hammerfall.