Yeah, total song material there.
But, ugh, it seems all you have to do is claim that god/satan made you do it and you're scot-free.
No seriously, your mom told me a joke and I LOLed.your mom = lol
LOL!
While Johnny Welfare plays acid rock on a stolen guitar, his old lady has a better idea...
That's right, she's got the munchies for a California Cheeseburger.