Woman sues Gene Simmons

[Goreripper]

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=10235

 

[spawn]

Ward, married with a 21-year-old son, said she met Simmons at a concert in October 1972 when she was 21. For the next three years through fall of 1975, she says in court papers, they were in what she believed was "an exclusive, monogamous, romantic relationship."

Now, I know she is only doing this for the money, but how can anyone possibly take her seriously now?

 

[Goreripper]

You've got to wonder, don't you?

 

[Kem]

Chances are it is someone after his money but it *does* say this in the following paragraph:

"During much of the time they were together, Ward's court papers say, Simmons was a college student and then a sixth-grade teacher "until the success of KISS propelled him out of the classroom and out of plaintiff's life." "

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Hilarious!

 

[Wrathchild]

I wonder if that was the "very first girlfriend" he was shacked up with in the early seventies? According to the notes in the box set, he would come home to her after a hard day teaching kids to read by giving them Spiderman comics and either relax by writing songs on his bass or eating the cakes she used to make. "Both were good, but one was a lot more fattening."

W

 

[Kem]

Imagine having Gene as your Year 6 teacher

 

[spawn]

"So kid, tell me about your Mum..."

 

[phlogiston]

I dunno, the start of lessons would be pretty exciting.

"Good morning class"
"Gooood moooorniiiiing Miiister Simmoooonns"
*Explosions*

 

[Goreripper]

"Boys and girls! You wanted the best, you got the best... the greatest teacher in the world... Geneeeeeeeeeeee!"

I wonder if they'll do that on his "Rock School" show?

 

[Wrathchild]

"To Sir With Love" takes on a whole new meaning there...

W

 

[Goreripper]

Parent/teacher nights would be interesting.

 

[Blitzkrieg]

"Good morning class"
"Gooood moooorniiiiing Miiister Simmoooonns"
*Explosions*

 

[Southy]

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Hahahahahaahaha!

I wonder if a big curtain with his face on it dropped and revealed him behind it among the explosions at the start of the class.

 

[KoichCPA]

I wonder how many of his ex-students he's nailed now.