words of wisdome from frank drebin
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"It's like having sex. It's a painstaking and arduous task that seems to go on and on forever, and just when you think things are going your way, nothing happens."
"The truth hurts doesn't it, Hapsburg? Oh, sure maybe not as much as jumping on a bike with the seat missing..."
"I couldn't believe it was her. It was like a dream. But there she was, just as I remembered her. That delicately beautiful face. A body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say..."Hey! Look at these!" She made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man! She reminded me of my mother, all right. No doubt about it. "
"You have the same person every day for over 30 years. You wake up, eat with her, sleep with her. Make love to the same woman. You spend every possible waking moment together, while I'm out running around with 20-year-olds who want cheap sex. Girls who can't say no. Girls who can't get enough. "More, more, more. Your turn to wear the handcuffs..."
"It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside. "
mindspell
vvv Jake's ass vvv
"I know. You take a chance getting up in the morning, crossing the street, or sticking your face in a fan. "
FalseTodd
Skirt Wizard
"Oh, your typical story. Boy finds girl, girl finds boy. Boy loses girl, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Rose Bowl on New Years Eve."
mindspell
vvv Jake's ass vvv
FalseTodd
Skirt Wizard
ok it's not frank drebin, it's topper harley:
"Not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister. Sure, she's a great piece of tail with a blouse full of goodies.... but it's just illegal. And then you get those screwed up kids with three teeth who only play the banjo."
"Not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister. Sure, she's a great piece of tail with a blouse full of goodies.... but it's just illegal. And then you get those screwed up kids with three teeth who only play the banjo."
x_OPETH_x
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FalseTodd
Skirt Wizard
LoboUivante
my tummy hurts
"don't panic, there isn't a bomb ready to blow up this building"
*panic*
or something like that
"Frank Drebin: Cheer up, Ed. This is not goodbye. It's just I won't ever see you again."
*panic*
or something like that
"Frank Drebin: Cheer up, Ed. This is not goodbye. It's just I won't ever see you again."
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