soon i'll be wearing one of these, hanging out on the curb.
http://www.harrietcarter.com/Detail.cfm?pth=24&Cat=29&prod=3523&sr=48
http://www.harrietcarter.com/Detail.cfm?pth=24&Cat=29&prod=3523&sr=48
wow i really thought i'd die during that last hour of work today
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also, it's pretty sad that lately i find nothing funny, except that every time i read my own diary i laugh at myself until i get pains right under the left side of my rib cage:
the following had me in stitches.
my cell phone is on the fritz. it's hot out. i can hear my upstairs neighbors fighting and their children crying. i can't tell what they're saying because it's hard to translate a jamaican accent when it's spitting mad. and my new neighbors must have a bird. it makes these crazy noises that sound almost like a baby, but NOT. i mean, what else could it be? it drive us sort of mad. it really goes all out too. it knocks itself out seeing what kind of crazy noise it can squeak out whenever someone passes their door. for some reason i picture it to have the body of a lovebird and the face of don knots. probably because i'm insane. and also because i'm just a low-brow humorist. my wit is shot. i'll be the first to admit it. i have to dig low to get funnies nowadays.
the following had me in stitches.
my cell phone is on the fritz. it's hot out. i can hear my upstairs neighbors fighting and their children crying. i can't tell what they're saying because it's hard to translate a jamaican accent when it's spitting mad. and my new neighbors must have a bird. it makes these crazy noises that sound almost like a baby, but NOT. i mean, what else could it be? it drive us sort of mad. it really goes all out too. it knocks itself out seeing what kind of crazy noise it can squeak out whenever someone passes their door. for some reason i picture it to have the body of a lovebird and the face of don knots. probably because i'm insane. and also because i'm just a low-brow humorist. my wit is shot. i'll be the first to admit it. i have to dig low to get funnies nowadays.
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if you have one of those, you can only put Schlitz, Stag, or PBR in it.
maybe Miller High Life.
and i'd hang with you. we should form a group of like 10 people and all pick a corner to hang out on one day. it'd be like that performance art flash mob thing.
maybe Miller High Life.
and i'd hang with you. we should form a group of like 10 people and all pick a corner to hang out on one day. it'd be like that performance art flash mob thing.
Messiah_May86
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FrostGiant
Mr. Pibb > Dr. Pepper
i hardly ever drink beer because it makes me sneeze (dunno why?) but if i do, i usually have amstel or rolling rock, since that's what my dad has (he doesnt like beer too much either)
maybe i could work out a gin or scotch system with that belt.
maybe i could work out a gin or scotch system with that belt.
avi
W3RK3R
as bad as your neighbors may be (or have been), remember it can always get worse. my friend's girlfriend lives directly underneath some dudes who film and edit gay toture porn in their apartment. one can only imagine what kind of hell they have to endure.
FuSoYa
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avi
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well I guess if you enjoy listening to gay toture porn at all hours of the day, then it's probably not that bad.
sayin'
sayin'
i don't think i'd like that at all avi. i'd get all paranoid and weirded out.
it just sucks. this guy is realllllly mean to his wife and kids. and it's not acting! i've called the police on him. i've even gone up there myself. he's a fuckwad.
it just sucks. this guy is realllllly mean to his wife and kids. and it's not acting! i've called the police on him. i've even gone up there myself. he's a fuckwad.
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