Wtf

[AlexStomp]

The Osbournes are so fucking lame. They're all about self promotion.

Does anyone think that little piglet would have a record deal or have her videos shown on MTV if it wasn't for that family exploiting their father's fame?

Or that cunt Sharon?? Would she have her own TV talk show?

Or that freak Carrot top/Eddie Munster?? Would he ever get laid without having to pay for it?

 

[Ragamuffin]

I wish Ozzy Osbourne was my dad.

 

[mrthrax]

it is lame but the thing i like about kelly is when she was in australia she said the only reason she is famous and has a deal is because of here dad,at least she admits it!

 

[Jono]

oh yeah she totally knows whats up. did anybody hear her cover of changes? blech

-Jono-

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

oh yeah she totally knows whats up. did anybody hear her cover of changes? blech

-Jono-

No, I heard it was coming on and ran out of the room.

I don't see what the big deal is about all of them. Ooo, they cuss. Wow. That's so very original. Let's hand out talk shows and record deals, and oh yes, let's make the boy-Velma into a record exec.

 

[DarbysDad]

I'd do Kelly, If I wasn't married.

 

[AlexStomp]

I'd blow loads all over her face.

 

[DarbysDad]

I'd blow loads all over her face.

That makes me think about an end.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

You guys are sick.

If I had a penis, I can't imagine maintaining an erection in her presence, let alone blowing a load within 50 feet of her.

 

[DarbysDad]

You guys are sick.

If I had a penis, I can't imagine maintaining an erection in her presence, let alone blowing a load within 50 feet of her.

Come on Brat, You know I'm a sick perv plus I didn't get any over the weekend now that means I'm a little today.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Yeah, but you should be a sick perv over hot chicks, not THAT one.

 

[DarbysDad]

Name a hot chick then. And no eating disorder broads allowed.

 

[Metal Maiden]

Gina Gershon, Angelina Jollie.

 

[DarbysDad]

Angelia is hot that's right but who's the other chick. And is she too skinny.

 

[toxicmosh]

i cant stand any of them

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Angelia is hot that's right but who's the other chick. And is she too skinny.

 

[Ragamuffin]

Name a hot chick then. And no eating disorder broads allowed.

Two words. Salma. Hayek.

 

[DarbysDad]

Two words. Salma. Hayek.

You're the man. She is hot.

 

[DarbysDad]

She is beautiful but I bet she's a bonerack in person.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Yeah, but she's got one of the best quotes ever. At Denis Leary's roast:

"Look, Denis, your ultimate fantasy...Fuckable cigarettes!!"