xfer i want you to scratch the palm of my hand

[steak-knife]

i need someone to do that and i think youd be well good at scratching a palm.

 

[lizard]

 

[xfer]

ITT i caress steak-knife's palm with pasty, sweaty, fat fingers stained with red ink

 

[steak-knife]

what about your nails?

 

[xfer]

what nails?

 

[lizard]

what about your nails?

oh great nobody told steak-knife about the horrible industrial accident xfer was in back at the meat cutting plant.

 

[steak-knife]

thats what i wanted to know. one day when i was a nipper i wanted to bite all of me nails to see me bones in me fingers, but then i got bored of it after 10 minutes of biting.

 

[lizard]

oh my kingdom for the link to the story about the dog who ate his handicapped master's fingers. succulent.

 

[steak-knife]

hold on, whats in your kingdom?

 

[lizard]

not much, the usual, you know, peasants, a drafty castle, nubile serving wenches; pretty much your standard fiefdom.

 

[xfer]

http://www.local6.com/news/2556176/detail.html

 

[steak-knife]

i reckon i could get the same on ebay for quite cheap.

 

[lizard]

you're a sport, but no way am I watching that film!

 

[steak-knife]

oh fuck i thought that story was really sad but i have to admit i giggled a bit when dewberry said 'we're going to stick to fish, to birds' haha. that was a bit daft like.

 

[goatschool]

i'll scratch your hand.

 

[goatschool]

scratching the palm of my hand is almost hypnotic, does it have the same effect on you?

i'll scratch your hand.

 

[goatschool]

steak-knife, let me read your palm.

 

[Baliset]

why do i imagine nick wearing a freddy kruger glove while saying that?

 

[steak-knife]

there.

 

[goatschool]

that's the italian in you, greg.