YO YAWL - WAIR AWL DA POZ GOE?

GYAAAAAAAAAAA,

BILLY,SUP? YAWL NOE YAWL B - Y I STEELE MACKUN ON DA FOWUM/MEZZAJE BOWD AN CHIT - YAWL B ILLEN - HAHA YO WENS YAWL GOWNA DROPPE BIDA HUUD GAINEZ HEER N OHIO?
YO IA TAWKZ TUYA OWNLINZ LATA OWNN,KEEPE ID REAWL BRUTHA!

- N . W. P. PROWWD!
 
Aaaaahhh, DARKNESS! Everybody! Darkness is spreadin! Ha ha HA HA!

Yo Rick, man. Check this out.

What?

C'mon over here. Gotta tell you somethin. C'mon!

Heyyy partna! What'sa goin' on?

WHAP BAMMMMM!!!!!! That!

Oww... Oww GODDDAAAAAAAAAMMMMN!

Write normally. Don't get Rick James slapped!

Jurched
 
Lissen up! I am the only homey in da hood who's allowed to use ebonics here.

That shit at the top of the page ain't ebonics. That shit is capitalised Mississippi Delta Slur with 1st grade misspellings.

Break yo'self fool!

Jurched's in his Denzel-mode, by-otch!
 
JURCHED,

LUUK ADS YA WITEBOI,I SAYED LUUK ADS,YAWL TRYYUN TU "LUUKS LIKZ YAWL BEEA BLAK AN CHIT" DAM LUUKZ ADS YA CRAKA,YAWL TRYYUN TU "GEZ DOWNE WIF DA NWP" TRYYUN TU EMPREZZ DAT WUTEGURL "EMILY" YAWL AIN NUTTIN BUZA BEEYOTCH CRAKA WUTEBOI TRYYUN TA LUUK GUUD AN CHIT TAWKUN BOWT " YO EVABODDE LUUKZ ADS MA CRAKA AZZ TRYYUN TU TAWKZ EBONIKZ AN CHIT" .........

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHA FUKIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YO, YAWL BEEA BOWT AZZ "BLAK" AZZ YO MOMMAZ CRAKA PHAT WITEAZZ,ANA BOWT AZZ "EBONIKZ" AZZ YO MOMMAZ WITE BOOTE UPP YO AZZ,NAW SUP WIT DAT? DAM YAWL BEEA PAFETIC AN CHIT HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

SILEE WITE CRAKA HAHAHA "JURCHED"! HAHAHHHHAHAHA

YO YO JURCHED - IZ DAT WUT YO MOMMA GAVZ YA FOA NAIME WENS SHEE WUZA "SMOKINA BIGGE OWLD BLACK ANACONDA"? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YO - I GOTTA GO (HAHAHAHA FUKIN HAHAHHA),YO "JURCHED" HOO DUNE PIMPID YA?

- DA N.W.P. (DAYUM RITE)
 
YO HATRED DAWG? SUP? HAHAHA YO YAWL SEEDAT "JURCHED" WITEBOI TAWKUN SMAK? HAHAHAHHAHA
YO YO EMILY DA WUTEGURL , YO EMILY ,YO I HERD U WUZA FINEE LUKKIN WUTEGURL BOWT 25 YEERS OWD! DATTRU?

DA N.W.P. !
 
As da Fatburger girl said to Creeper, "Nigga pleeeeze! You know we ain't got no fries!"

That's as much as I can handle for one day.

Jurched mothballs the Denzel-mode till its time to collect da bread!
 
YO YO EMILY DA WUTEGURL,


YAWL NOE HOWDA PALAY DOMINOEZ AN CHIT? DAUYM YAWL DOWNE WIF ST IDES AN 40'S TU? DAUYM WITEGURL YAWL SOUDIN LIKZ YAWL CUUD BE MA BEZFRIEN TU HAHAHA
YO YO EWILY - JAMAL WANNA NOE IFZ YAWL GOZ AN GUDDLUUKIN WITEGURL FRIENZ TU!?

DA N.W.P.!
 
YO YO EMILEE,

YA WEE LIKZ DA WITEGURL WIF DA PAK YAWL NOE WUTI TAWKUN BOWT,GYAAA BABEE GOTTA HA BAK! GYAA SHAKE IF DA BIGGE OWD BOTTEEE AN CHIT, YO YAWL GOZ ANA BLON WUTEGURLIEZZ WIFDA BIGGEE OWD BOTTEE AN CHIT>? YO MAURICE WANNA NOE IFZ YAWL GOT ANA OTHA WUTEGURL FRIENZ AN CHIT?
YAWL = IZ KOOL EMILEE ...

- DA N.W.P.!
 
YO YO EMILEE ,

YO YO WE LIKZ DA WUTEGURLZ WIF DA BIG OWD BOOTEE AN CHIT,MAURICE WANNA NOE IVS YAWL GOZ AN BLON WITEGURL FRENZ WIF A BIG BOOTEE AN CHIT,JAMAL WANNA NOE IVS YAWL GOZ ANA MO FRENZ DAT LUUK LIK YO PIK AN CHIT ...............

- DA N.W.P.