You guys suck, I'm leaving forever.

[Horus]

April fools.

 

[OfSinsAndShred]

Nice.

 

[Tubbs]

So predictable. I knew you wouldn't leave without a 10 paragraph explanation first!

 

[Horus]

Oh Ptah, you're such a card.

 

[RequiemX]

Pears are great on pizza. (especially with blue cheese)

 

[DoomsdayZach]

Ptah is a homosexual.

it's funny because i wasn't paying attention and i typed "momsexual". Deep seeded oedipal complex?

 

[Horus]

Someone channel Freud.

 

[Kenneth R.]

gah

 

[_Gentleman of_the Snow_]

That's not very nice of you... getting our hopes up like that, only to let us down...

 

[Eternal Dragon]

I made my sister think I had a giant gash on my arm by first drawing a cut with red pen and then putting tomato sauce on my arm. She kinda saw through it though . Plus I had to be really quick cos as I was crying out in pain I realised the tomato sauce was still right in front of me.

 

[Anonymous]

I april fools'ed my workplace by pretending I wasn't gonna show up but then I did. In other words, I was late.

 

[Phanto]

I april fools'ed my workplace by pretending I wasn't gonna show up but then I did. In other words, I was late.

 

[Iced Dog]

I april fools'ed my workplace by pretending I wasn't gonna show up but then I did. In other words, I was late.

dude, you are out of control

 

[†Russel Allen†®]

Just like MrFast, I used April Fool's as an excuse to my lazyness...

But in my case, I had to deliver a work for my Linguistics teacher, and I told him that my computer with all my stuff had crashed, when I pull'd the CD and gave it to him. He was about to kick me in the stomach.

 

[Fossil Records]

One of the owners of our company emailed all of us telling us that they were going to get a great deal on new Mercedes for all of us. It all seemed pretty convincing with the details and lease agreements, etc. When he said that they would all have a bright yellow paint job with hybrid engines that got 75 MPG, I realized it was April 1st.

 

[Jaen]

i was going to pull a pretty asshole joke on a friend of mine and propose to her and have a note inside the ringbox that said "Aprils Fools Day", but stuff came up and shit happened. So I didnt do it.

 

[Tubbs]

I must be the only person here who didn't get fooled or fool someone on April Fool's day.

 

[Fossil Records]

i was going to pull a pretty asshole joke on a friend of mine and propose to her and have a note inside the ringbox that said "Aprils Fools Day", but stuff came up and shit happened. So I didnt do it.

I'm pretty sure that she'd have the legal right to shoot you for that...

 

[ThornsOfSorrow]

I must be the only person here who didn't get fooled or fool someone on April Fool's day.

No you're not. I totally forgot about April Fool's day. It would've been very easy for someone to fool me because of that, but no one tried. So that makes two of us I guess.

 

[raythetse]

nobody dares to try to fool me on april fools day anymore... u try to fool me, u eat fist MUAHAHAHAH *SMACK*