Hey, you dick, what's wrong with Cliff Richard?!
...joking
Nothing really except this
*sings to the tune of bachelor boy*
When I was young, my friends said,
"Mate, I've got something to say."
And what he told me I'll never forget until my dying day.
He said, "Mate, listen to megadeath
And theres hell to pay
because like them you'll be a bachelor boy until your dying day."
When I was sixteen I heard megadeath
leaving me feeling as hell can be.
But I remembered just in time what my pals said to me.
He said, "Mate, listen to megadeath
And theres hell to pay
because like them you'll be a bachelor boy until your dying day."
As time goes by, I probably have lost the will to live.
Then, I'll get sectioned, have a pill and sufer the chills
And they'll be my turtle dove.
But until then, I wont be a bachelor boy
and that's the way I'll stay-yay-yay,
Happy not to be a bachelor boy until my dying day.
Yeah, I wont be a bachelor boy
and that's the way I'll stay-yay-yay,
Happy to be a bachelor boy until my dying day.