Your favorite euphemisms!

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I find euphemisms to be pretty funny, share your favorites!

I'll start:
Nuclear Exchange. It almost sounds friendly and maybe profitable.

 

[Lord Foul]

I've never had cause to use it, but I am fond of the term wet work.

 

[Karmic]

what's an antipode

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

 

[El Stormo]

"The Last Sacrament was administered in extremis"

Which means, he was already dead when the priest arrived.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

i've decided to refer to murder as "post-natal abortion" from now on.

 

[El Stormo]

"Affirmative action" = "reverse racism"

 

[Söy]

i know people who refer to black people as canadians

 

[El Stormo]

"Lolicon" = "paedophilia"