This is pretty accurate. I left out a few parts of people talking in the background cause i'm lazy.
Yngwie: Look at this. Look at this, god(?).
(laughing)
Yngwie: Look at me, look at me Fucking Look at me! Excuse me, excuse me, look at this shit! I don't fucking deserve this shit! I paid for a first class ticket, I don't need a fucking cunt come up to me and do that shit. See you in Tokyo bitch!
(At this point Yngwie either starts speaking or another language or just starts spurtting out gibberish, not sure which. Either way its hysterical)
Yngwie: You've unleashed the fucking fury! You unleashed the fucking fury! (To attendant) I was sitting here, and all of a sudden thsi bitch comes and just fucking pours all this water over us.
Some Guy: What an asshole.
Some Girl: I know. <laughs>
Yngwie: I didn't do nothing.
One of Yngwie's Buddies: She wants a war, we'll give her a fucking war.
(Yngwie can be heard arguing some more in the background. Not sure what he is saying)
Yngiwe: I kill the fucking mother, i kill the motherfuck, i kill the mother.fuck.
Some guy: you fat fuck I oughtta whip the shit out of you. (Not sure exactly)
Yngwie: You fucking come on!
(Passengers trying to make them calm down. The rest of the tape is two guys who I guess are from the band talking about the flight. Nothing worth my time to type out)