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I earned my metal stripes. Standing outside naked in the grim frostbitten forest for six hundred and sixty six hours with a rubber Thors Hammer for protection while eating my own poo has made me the grimmest motherfucker in the world.


Ben
 
Nah. Me and my friend are making our own. A Graveland tribute band. You have to her it its so shitty but Ill bet well be heralded as new Black Metal kings. Were also putting together the shittiest possible song to send for Lost Horizon so I can "try out" for the vocals and my friend as the guitarist. Were making it so bad that they have to mention it on their site.

Ben