Children Of Bodom Energy Drink!!!

[Overlord Purple Rainbow]

Have you ever been exhausted after a friendly football game? Don't have the energy left and certain sports drinks, such as Gatorade and Propel, aren't doing the job?

Well...now there's a drink that will energize you to the CORE!!!

The New Children Of Bodom Energy Drink!!!

Drink some of this scientifically proven energy drink and feel the power at your feet!!!

If you don't believe me...listen to the many satisfied customers!


"I endorse it completely!!! The punch flavour will PUNCH you in the face!"

- Alexi Laiho

"It helped my band kick the $h*t out of Iron Maiden in a soccor match! B*tches!!!"

- Satyr from Satyricon

"I'm going to record our new album while drinking this stuff! I can't wait to drink the Bodom Blueberry flavour!"

- James Hetfield from Metallica

"It's yummy."

- Lemmy

"It's going to help my Ozzfest performance!!! Reaper Rasberry rules!!!"

- Jada Pinkett-Smith

 

[CadalMord]

Hehah, a couple of days ago I was actually thinking "Where did the Overlord dude go?" and here he is again

But, what amazes me is how you didn't think of this idea earlier? Energy drink should've been the first in the list haha

Well, if it was in the stores, I'd buy a case of it right away.

 

[The Soulforged]

"We were mmh shing and thru a gitar ne hit a window.. he had marbles em mgh rollin in the pairs and apples. but then his lass came over and they shagged on the bloody carpet. hes a good bloke though. "

-Steve Harris

 

[Overlord Purple Rainbow]

Nice...um...


Testimonial?

 

[Overlord Purple Rainbow]

I'm thristy for some kind of...energy drink!!!

CHILDREN OF BODOM BLUEBERRY!!!

 

[Overlord Purple Rainbow]

I'm thristy for some kind of...energy drink!!!

CHILDREN OF BODOM BLUEBERRY!!!

:hotjump: :hotjump: :hotjump: :hotjump:

 

[Lord Hasselhoff]

How 'bout ''Taste of my Scythe'' as a flavour?

 

[Angels don't kill]

got some spare time to waist?

funny stuff tho

 

[-Gavin-]

"We were mmh shing and thru a gitar ne hit a window.. he had marbles em mgh rollin in the pairs and apples. but then his lass came over and they shagged on the bloody carpet. hes a good bloke though. "

-Steve Harris

Man, never ever ever add to OLPR's adverts...

 

[Lanterns]

.....gives you wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings!!!1111

 

[Lanterns]

Some COB Energy Thingy -with or without vodka, but in teh evening better WITH- goes very well with Hasenbraten!

 

[Justinschut]

Children Of Bodom Sin-energy drink

 

[The Soulforged]

Man, never ever ever add to OLPR's adverts...

srry i suck

 

[GONE Ridin' Hood]

Well this seems quite interesting, although I'll never be able to drink it. Unless thay bring some to Central America (not US) I could drink it. I wanna a taste of it!!!!

 

[-Gavin-]

^ It's a fucking joke.

 

[Overlord Purple Rainbow]

Anyone want to make a pic?

 

[RideForVengance]

Yeah, someone had better photoshop this, or else I will... and I am t3h n00bzorz with photoshop so you dont want that to happen.

 

[Josschk]

Maybe this crap would be funny if you really had some sense of humor

 

[Impaler King V]

I think a Bodom energy drink would be so fucking awesome if it had the power of SoBe Adrenilane, becuase thats the only energy drink that works for me, but yeah a COB energy drink would be cool...

 

[drakkar_anni]

Ha, I wanna make a picture, but.. won't. Don't think I could ever outdo the Bodom Bedspread and wouldn't want to ruin the moment of this thread.