Lunatic town

[Windom Pearl]

Sunday I met this old fat, ugly dressed man on a bus stop. He stinked booze and mumbled something about if bus is going to come soon. Then he drew out a piece of cross-ruled paper. "I wonder if this is good enough..."
On it he had badly written with a ballpoint pen:

Honey!
Call Unski
040-whatever
Regards: (He had signed it here)

And then he told me his woman was supposed to have arrived saturday, but she hadn't. So I was "Ehm...well yea, it's good enough I guess."

I have no idea what he was about to do with that note. Poor guy

On when I walked to another bus stop in town I stopped at a red light and noticed a guy standing next to me had a red clown nose and he was talking to a banana as if it was his cell phone. And he talked some unknown language.

Finland is a funny place at times.

 

[nevershine]

Mitä vittua!!! No wonder we have a weird reputation in other countries .

 

[DotNoir]

Hä? ...

 

[Downfall]

joo-o, oliko se jälkimmäinen haalareissa kenties?

 

[Lolita Vampiriá]

Wappu tuloo...
*menee piiloon bunkkeriin*

 

[DotNoir]

Musitakaahan ihmiset sitten varmasti onnitella mua torstaina!!! Minähän olen perkele pahempi kun Lasse...

 

[Lolita Vampiriá]

DotNoir: kukaan ei ole pahempi kuin Lasse .

*onnittelee jo nyt*
Happy happy joy joy B-Day to you!

 

[Rei Toei]

bah, ancora un'altra serie di rantolii finnici? inizia a diventare almeno un po' noioso, se non irritante...

 

[Windom Pearl]

joo-o, oliko se jälkimmäinen haalareissa kenties?

Ei ollut, mutta mitä luultavimmin oli teikäläisiä jepjep.

Oh, translation for Rei:

"Yeah, aint' I a real gaygor fuckmaster or what?"

"No you ain't, but you do carry some powerful diseases"

 

[Rei Toei]

heh, secondo me troppe patate vi danno alla testa

 

[Windom Pearl]

@Rei:

Le patate mi danno la testa? State comunicando l'assurdità assoluta!

 

[DotNoir]

Torstaina kaikilla on krapula.. eikä ketään kiinnosta
Onneksi olkoon siis jo etukäteen

Niinpä... Kiitos.

@Rei : Sorry =)

Quick traslation:
Hearse : On thursday everybody's got a hangover... and nobody's interested
Congratulations beforehand then

DN : Right... Thanks.

 

[Rei Toei]

yeah, nice dictionary
se non la smettete di convertire la metà delle thread da inglese a finnico, vi chiudo in una stanza con i miei gatti e butto la chiave

 

[Windom Pearl]

Cats and italians are homos.
With each other.

 

[Sadistik]

Sunday I met this old fat, ugly dressed man on a bus stop. He stinked booze and mumbled something about if bus is going to come soon. Then he drew out a piece of cross-ruled paper. "I wonder if this is good enough..."
On it he had badly written with a ballpoint pen:

Honey!
Call Unski
040-whatever
Regards: (He had signed it here)

And then he told me his woman was supposed to have arrived saturday, but she hadn't. So I was "Ehm...well yea, it's good enough I guess."

I have no idea what he was about to do with that note. Poor guy

On when I walked to another bus stop in town I stopped at a red light and noticed a guy standing next to me had a red clown nose and he was talking to a banana as if it was his cell phone. And he talked some unknown language.

Finland is a funny place at times.

A rich country with no enemies leaves only one thing to do: get drunk.

 

[Rei Toei]

@rei: Cosí che ha torto con i suoi gatti? I gatti sono dolci, potrei vivere con ciò

nice try, unfortunately it doesn't make much sense
i can try and guess what you wanted to say, anyway... my cats are perfectly ok, i didn't mean any harm to them but to you, my beloved finns, by locking you up in a room with my cats and then throwing away the key if you keep on converting half of the threads from english to finnish language

@windom pearl: certo, come no? e i finnici sono delle patate ambulanti mille... e non più mille... patatine... finniche! ragazzi, è la fine

 

[Lolita Vampiriá]

@ Rei Toei: be assured of that you don't miss anything important when people write in Finnish, but really it's just crap and lousy talk

 

[Rei Toei]

@lolitavampiriá: to be honest, i don't really mind what you write, but i hate not understanding a single word... it upsets me

@hearse: watch it, i might believe you... i'm often in need of a cat-sitter

 

[DotNoir]

I were saying "whats wrong with cats? And that I have nothing against to be locked in a room with your cats"

Yeah, sure... I bet you were saying "whats wrong with cats? And that I have nothing against to be locked in a room with your pussies"

*crawls under the table*
Sorry...